I ain't smashed because of the drinks..
*faces you with a 2 meter long flaming dick*
I'm smashes because someone slipped me MAGIC VIAGRA. LIKE WHO. WHO DOES THAT.
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	Like Zesta said. Here. *gives magic sweat pants* These hide...well...predicaments such as yours no matter what...size...well...this got awkward..... JUST TAKE THE DAMN PANTS!
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	*puts on sweatpants* *fire boner fades away* Ah, thanks man. But I have serious blue balls right now, like you have no idea. Or should I say [spoiler]Cobalt Balls[/spoiler] *trips over self*
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	Oh boy....
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	I am going to have the worst hangover. Of like all time. But right now, I'm on fire. *is actually on fire* *wait... These flames aren't blue* *so drunk that I ~hiccup~ broke the fourth wall*
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	BRO. PUT ON SOME PANTS!
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	It's an avatar of a dick man, not the actual thing. If I let that loose, then it would get really hot mmm ;)
 
										 
					 
					 
		    