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3/8/2015 5:33:25 AM
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Y'all are some -blam!-ing lightweights, this isn't anything like New Vegas and New Reno... *drinks straight from bottle of whiskey*
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I ain't smashed because of the drinks.. *faces you with a 2 meter long flaming dick* I'm smashes because someone slipped me MAGIC VIAGRA. LIKE WHO. WHO DOES THAT.
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Like Zesta said. Here. *gives magic sweat pants* These hide...well...predicaments such as yours no matter what...size...well...this got awkward..... JUST TAKE THE DAMN PANTS!
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*puts on sweatpants* *fire boner fades away* Ah, thanks man. But I have serious blue balls right now, like you have no idea. Or should I say [spoiler]Cobalt Balls[/spoiler] *trips over self*
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Oh boy....
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I am going to have the worst hangover. Of like all time. But right now, I'm on fire. *is actually on fire* *wait... These flames aren't blue* *so drunk that I ~hiccup~ broke the fourth wall*
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BRO. PUT ON SOME PANTS!
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It's an avatar of a dick man, not the actual thing. If I let that loose, then it would get really hot mmm ;)
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CHEER UP MAN *hands over grog with cocainum(caocain with crack and uranium*
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Hey... what's that you got there? Looks tasty! Can I have some?
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*hands over* CHEER UP!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/8/2015 5:42:40 AMWoah bro, i don't roll that way.... @cobalt
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Bro I'm so drunk that I can roll that way and end up completely at the completely opposite way *takes another sip of vodka* My sword technique mostly revolves around whipping it out, therefore my pullout game must be good- *trips over self* *realization* Oh... Hi company... Heheh awkwaaaaard.
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he had enogth for the *hicup* night
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Thanks, you're a real pal. *Attempts to eat drugs* Woooooooooooo This is funnnnnnn......
