Everyone! Stop what you are doing. I'm throwing a party in the dojo to celebrate 10,000!
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	10k much?
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	Edited by DigitalNinja: 7/24/2015 3:27:01 AMMan... That brings me back... Heh. Look, it reached 200 replies..
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	*stands up and passes out because I stood up to fast*
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	*gives everyone free infinite bacon*
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	*gets on stage w/ AC/DC, jumps off of amp stack* WOOOOOOH *breaks table in process*
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	*pisses on roof*
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	*Goes outside with table* Hey!!!! Look what I can do!!!! *Attempts to fire arrow at table, succeeds after 50 attempts* *The table is then surrounded in darkness and pulled into the ground* Woooooahhhhhh......
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	*hits basically everything else and those are dragged into the ground* Bro... That. Was. Sick!
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	Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 6:01:48 AMI knowwwwwwww.......... It's sooooooo coooooooool.......
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	So... I have a bottle of Cold War vodka. It's like...100%.... Who wants it?
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	*grabs first bottle of vodka sold* This shit is like, 1100 years old, it is strong shit.
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	Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 3/8/2015 5:54:53 AMYou! That's my vodka! Thief! Ninja! There's a thief in the dojo!
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	....I have had this vodka for 22 years. And now I'm popping it open for this special occasion. *pours 2 glasses* Cheers?
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	What? You've been in a locker for 32 years!? What the hell! I'll toast to that! Cheers, buddy!
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	Crazy shite. *clinks glasses*
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	Yo pass that shit to me and Bahamut *bahamut roars*
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	*pours glass* Cheers?
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	*grbas bottle mixes with grog drugs and tequila* CHEER UP *drinks*
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	Dlya Doszo! *clinks glass and drinks*
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	*pulls out hooka in greenhouse*
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	Hmm. I just realized I can't get drunk.... Not necessarily a good thing.... *drinks*
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	Y'all are some -blam!-ing lightweights, this isn't anything like New Vegas and New Reno... *drinks straight from bottle of whiskey*
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	I ain't smashed because of the drinks.. *faces you with a 2 meter long flaming dick* I'm smashes because someone slipped me MAGIC VIAGRA. LIKE WHO. WHO DOES THAT.
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	Like Zesta said. Here. *gives magic sweat pants* These hide...well...predicaments such as yours no matter what...size...well...this got awkward..... JUST TAKE THE DAMN PANTS!
 
										 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
		    