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Edited by Dingo_Smoochy:
3/8/2015 1:37:33 AM
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Your school is being attacked!!!
You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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2 RepliesGood thing I took four years of martial arts. Stay in the class room. Go with the normal procedures. But I will stay closest to the door. Make sure I have a sharpened pencil. Then when he enters I impale his eye. Take his weapon(gun,knife,sword,coke bottle) and cripple his limbs with it. Making sure arrest is easy. Than I tape his mouth. We wait till cops come. If another guy walks in then I will have a better weapon. Rinse and repeat until safety arrives.
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4 RepliesFilm all my schoolmates getting slaughtered
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Go super saiyan
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Edited by Auto Spiritt: 3/30/2015 9:37:46 AMI'm outty -blam!- school yee
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2 RepliesAllahu akbar!
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Watch the school explode while I sit on the field with my buddies eating popcorn
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1 ReplyTeachers are allowed to carry guns now. So, I jack the teacher's gun, stock up on cafeteria food, then hide in the vents and take out the antagonists one by one.
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Run and get my friends. Then murder everyone.
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Really? wow let me record this with my phone
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3 RepliesBang my Milf teacher
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2 RepliesI help the assailant. Better to be on the winning side.
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3 RepliesI'm homeschooled and we have a big gun safe in our house so I'm not worried
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I usually have a knife on me. I dont feel safe on public busses don't judge
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Edited by Pagliacci: 3/30/2015 1:11:56 AMWait. As the assailant(s) enters and madness breaks loose, I grab a hot chick and -blam!- her, in the closet.
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Hehehe, good thing the engineering room is loaded with sharp things and we can easily attack anyone that comes near the room.
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this happens alot on guam... what we usually do is just put the school on lock down and wait for someone to come to the door. if its the assailant we throw whatever we can and tackle/beat once down... if he dies oh well.
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Barricade all doors Hide in the ceiling tiles above the one open door Wait for them to enter *[i]crashes through ceiling[/i]* SUP B*TCH?!
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Hope they run out of bullets
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Find a kid with a gun (trust there is always some one) and keep him near me and we will find them when they come.
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The principal issues a warning for all the kids to enter the gym. Everyone is in there and the principal begins telling everyone that several kids have a lethal bio weapon virus that causes anyone within 50 feet of them to start corroding into nothing but bones! Suddenly all the kids around you start to fall ad scream and melt!! You smile, knowing you are one if them
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My school actualy has archery. The storage room has the bows and the gym office has the arrows. The storage room is easy because I have actualy done this you just take a pencil or something and slide it in the door to unhinge the lock. Then when the bows are in my hand I go to the office. Usually it's unlocked so I can walk right in. When I have all of those I go to the wood shop. There are saws chisels crowbars and nails and all the goods. I take off the dull bow tips and sharpen the ends. (Btw my school isn't very well supervised so I actualy could do this). I grab as many weapons as possible and get my friends. I would also grab some of the school bullies and thugs. When every one is ready we would hide in the library because it has some great hiding spots and an up stairs so we would have a height advantage. Then when my master plan is complete I put on some of my favorite tunes and wait.
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Grab my sister and bro's and lock us all in a classroom armed with a shît load of knives and bats and other shit. Also laugh as i see everyone else being slaughtered
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I say F*ck that and go back to sleep
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I'll make shanks and shiva for everybody!
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Pull the fire alarm so everyone else leaves, find a little nook and hide
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Laugh because I attend a DoD school.
