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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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4 RepliesDude: theres something wrong with my phone! Girl: wat? Dude: your number isn't in it! *wink *wink
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Hey, babe. I forgot my social security code. What's yours?
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4 RepliesEdited by Spyro: 2/16/2015 11:08:19 PM"Hey there." [i]Puts out hand*[/i] "Can you hold this for me while I go out for a walk?" --------------------------------------------------- "I bet $50 you won't talk to me."
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2 RepliesBaby if you broke both of your arms i'd wipe your ass for you!
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1 ReplyHeyyy gurrrl is your dad a baker? [spoiler]because you have really nice breasts[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI gotta van. I'm married with 4 kids. Herpes. Taco bell. *sharts* punchline. K, Bye.
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1 ReplyHey girl are you a lumberjack? Cuz ur giving me wood
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2 RepliesYou make my software Turn into hardware
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1 ReplyYou better call your car insurance agency because I'm about rear end that ass!
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*swoops in* I like what I see
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1 ReplyAre you trash? Cause I want to take you out.
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"Hey girl, are you a musician? Because I got a flute for you to play."
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2 RepliesAre you a weeping angel? Cause I could stare at you all day.
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You're like my homework. I'm not doing you. [spoiler]But I should be[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDoes this smell like chloroform to you?
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1 ReplyGirl are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your booty is so refreshing.
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Hey girl is your ass covered by all state cuz I can put in good hands >; D
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Hey are you the swordbearer? Because i'd kneel for you.
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Hey, you're way prettier than Emma Laha-*Gets sniped by Follower of Emma Lahana* Moral of the story - No one is prittier than Emma Lahana #emmalahana #forthecause
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What do you take in your coffee? One hump or two? I mean... I want to hump you.
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Do you work at little cecers, because your hot and I'm ready Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see my self in them
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Are you from heaven? Because I've got an erection.
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9 RepliesEdited by BlaqSpiral: 2/16/2015 8:14:29 PMI lost my Teddy Bear, will you sleep with me? (This worked, FYI)
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You look like a daisy. Let's fuk
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Edited by A_H0LY_Assass1n: 2/17/2015 2:41:48 AMHave you met Fate? I think she's my Destiny. [spoiler]not really a pickup line.[/spoiler]
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You're hot, lets smash.
