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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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Hey babe forget the other letters of the alphabet its just U and I
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1 ReplyYour like an oreo I want to take your legs apart and lick out all the good stuff in the middle.
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2 RepliesWill you reject me if I ask you out?
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3 RepliesIf nice guys Finnish last does that make them sexually superior
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6 RepliesGet in the van whore.
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1 ReplyIf your left legs Christmas and your right leg is Easter, I wanna visit in between the holidays ;)
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1 ReplyAre we in Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
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12 Replieshey i lost my number can i have yours
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1 ReplyIt aren't even 500 yet, this is 499th
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I'm so saving these for later
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1 ReplyWhat has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk What My zipper
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4 RepliesGirl, are you whiney and useless? Because you look like a warlock;)
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1 ReplyDon't know if someone already said this but I'm gonna say it anyway. You: "Hey my phone is messing up I think I know what's wrong with it" Girl: "what is it?" You: "it's missing your phone number" ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ＼ B / / ＼＼ U ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／
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My love for you is like diahorrea, it just keeps on coming... I'll show myself out.
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7 RepliesOn a scale of 1/10 you are a 9, and im the 1 you need to make a 10
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2 RepliesDid you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.
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Nice legs, what time do they open. You think Chewbacca was hairy just wait till you see my wookie
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I need a map i got lost in your eyes... When i saw my reflection
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1 ReplyForget Disney, I'Il give you a happy ending.
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1 ReplyEdited by ShowstopperEXE: 2/19/2015 2:17:39 PMI have a poem ahem* Roses are red I can't rhyme Get on the floor Cause it's r@ping time
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Are you a model cuz you look like one. *glasses come down* *basketball buzzer goes off*
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1 ReplyAre you McDonalds? Cuz I'm loving it. And Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.
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Ayy, sorry for not replying. My main account is banned ;-;
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Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
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"Are your legs tired? Cause I've been following you awhile now and mine sure are."
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"Hey babe, I can teach you how to go squish squish with my long schlong"
