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Edited by Clover :
6/8/2015 5:30:07 AM
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Bad Pickuplines!
I'll start XD
I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.
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Edit: So many good ones! Im legit writing down almost all of them on a sheet of paper XD
Edit: Are we gonna hit (400)? :O
Edit: 500?! Jeez...
Edit: Thanks for the Necrobump i guess XD
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My Favs so far:
(By NxHawkxOne), Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong ;)
(By Jaybird lll) There's bout' to be only 7planets, Cuz im bout' to destroy Uranus ;)
(By Panda) Im no weatherman, But you can expect more than a few inches tonight ;)
(By xXThatGuy1337Xx) Are you a syncplate? Cuz my spire sure is rising ;)
(By N7sentinel60) Forget about disney, I'll give you an happy ending ;)
(By Count Krieger) Hey babe, Im like a rubix cube, The more you play with me, The harder i get ;)
(By MrPlatinumOG) Hey gurl, My feelings for you are like diarrhea. I can't hold it in >:3
(By xNateDogg1216x) Hey gurl, Are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz it seems like you've been on a lot weiners ;)
(By Anaklusmos7) Hey babe, Nice pants! What's their drop rate? ;)
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1 ReplyGirl are you a bottle of Heinz? Cuz you look like you've been on a lot of wieners (;
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Do you like soda cause I wanna mount and do you [spoiler]mountain dew[/spoiler]
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I'm not weatherman, but you're gonna get 9 inches tonight
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A B C E F G You'll get the D later
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6 RepliesMy allergies act up every time I'm around you, because my dick always swells up.
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1 ReplyEdited by MrsPlatinumOG : 6/7/2015 7:20:49 AMHey girl my feelings for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.
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2 Replies[quote]I have always thought i was Homosexual, Untill i saw you babe.[/quote]
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2 RepliesI knew a guy named tommy once and this was his one liner. "Are you a angel because have sex with me."
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4 Replies[i] [/i]
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2 RepliesAre you a Fart? because u just blew me away :)
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2 RepliesNecrobump
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3 RepliesYou and me baby, we're both mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
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3 RepliesEdited by Herakles: 2/18/2015 2:39:53 PMCan I have a picture of you so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas? ;)
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2 RepliesHey baby, I'm like a Rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
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2 RepliesAre you good with computers? Cause you make my floppy disc turn into a hard drive
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6 Replies[i] [/i]
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1 ReplyA B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z "Where's the D?" You'll be getting that later. #inb4arrestedforsexualharassment
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2 RepliesEdited by LaZy_HuNtHeR: 3/21/2015 12:46:54 PMDoes it smell like chloroform
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I think I might need some mouth to mouth because I'm drowning in your eyes.
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That shirt looks very becoming on you...of course if I was on you, I'd be cuming too ;)
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10 Replies[i] [/i]
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Are you an angel, cause I have an erection
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1 ReplyAre you sitting on the f5 key Coz that ass is refreshing
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You must think me mad... I've hunted you across the years... will you be my... 2460-ONE? <3
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Bby -blam!- orz gtfo
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Hey babe forget the other letters of the alphabet its just U and I
