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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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Fang of Ir Yût This is the shape and the point of the tooth; nothing has ever lived that will not die.
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Mask of The Third Man
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2 RepliesEdited by Monument: 7/7/2015 4:21:19 AMMost of the raid weapons and armor have some particularly creepy flavor text. My favorites include: [b]Façade of the Hezen Lords[/b] [spoiler][i]"The helm's nerve interface incorporates Vex cells. They're dead, of course. But not too dead to dream..."[/i][/spoiler] [b]Word of Crota[/b] [spoiler][i]"There was life, and He spoke unto it; and it was silent, and lived no more."[/i][/spoiler] [b]Kabr's Forceful Greaves[/b] [spoiler][i]He was claimed by the Vault. His armor and myth are all that remain.[/i][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTo clear minefield; step on landmine, wait for ghost revival. Step on landmine, wait for ghost revival... wtf?
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The ram is pretty creepy to me... "...PRAISE ME...."
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2 RepliesAchlyophage Symbiote. Not exactly creepy but it's interesting from a lore standpoint.
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"They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of light" -symbiote
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1 Reply"The Cabal centurion opened up on her at point-blank, and we heard the most fearsome sound. She was laughing." -Monitor Type 2 chest armor
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"Amputated from a creature that stumbled out of a vex gate. A vestigial defense reflex still remains." From the don't touch me gauntlets
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My favorite will always be Word of Crota: There was life and he spoke unto it then it was silent and lived no more.
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mask of the third man
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1 ReplyEdited by AmazingNitrox z: 7/7/2015 2:38:52 AMThis unity clade [spoiler]hunters can be hard to lead suggest your from a future where they all die.[/spoiler] Dead light hood [spoiler]listen. some stars are calling to us[/spoiler] Grave breaker 1.3 [spoiler]take what you need from the dead[/spoiler]
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All the vog armour for warlock
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A good one is from Crota Warlock Gauntlets: Grip the universe. Reshape it. Disregard the screams.
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5 RepliesI like the text of the rare hand cannon "heaven can wait" It says "there's still work for us in hell" It's not creepy but it's just a cool flavor text
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Praydeths Revenge (Probably murdered the spelling) but that description is trippy
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Rare Handcannon: Sir Isaac Description: 'Everything that goes up must come down'
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4 RepliesEdited by DukeSPOOKEM: 2/11/2015 7:52:06 PM"Negative. We will hold until overrun. Echo 3-3, signing off." Rare pulse rifle, Echo 33.
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PRAISE ME
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Edited by AssultKitteh: 7/7/2015 2:09:30 AMSecret Handshake- "Redacted" THE LOOMANARTY IS HIDING THINGS FROM US #satire Hawkmoon's is just the most badass. If you don't have it or you're an Xbox homie, read mah card
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1 Reply"If you believe that your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will"
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11 RepliesMade from the torn cloaks of other Hunters. Other, lesser Hunters. All My Victims Cloaks In the Garden grows a tree of silver wings. The leaves are ruin, the bark disaster. Of the seeds we do not speak. Ruin Wings The enemy is only another algorithm. Simplify it, Solve it, And set it in its place. Nerigal Savant III Slept in my armor last night. Woke to find my heart stuttering to the pattern of an unknown signal. Cuirass of the Hezen Lords. And here is the creepiest. [b]There is no oxygen in space, but I will still burn you.[/b] Firesingers Gaze And for the lullz: What about the darkness? What will you do then? I'll punch that too
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Mark of the spawn(Titan mark)- "it's not an Acolytes's loin cloth, it's the spoils of war" That's just wrong!
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My favorite, and from my first exotic too: > No one has ever died wearing me. # It's true. She leaves the unworthy before they fall. [spoiler]Lucky Raspberry[/spoiler] I am a particular genie, for a particular wish. [spoiler]Ill Will[/spoiler]
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They told it would cleanse my mind and leave me full of light. Or Then they consumed it, and the darkness made it born anew
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Bad juju.
