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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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I find the Ghost Angel gauntlets one unsettling: "As we climbed the tern cliffs he moved their nests aside, real gently. At the top he strangled the Fallen sentry. Same hands." Achlyophage Symbiote - doesn't exactly sound like a good thing: "They told me it would eat my thoughts and leave me full of Light."
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1 Reply[b]Cloak of Hidden Agendas[/b] "Tell a Titan only a madman would go. Tell a Warlock it's too complex." - Pahanin Errata Not creepy, just funny. Also, my favorite quote.
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3 RepliesThe Trolly Problem: "Pull the lever, It's the right thing to do." Look it up...its philosophical question that has no right answer.
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4 RepliesBad PooPoo "If you think your weapon wants to murder all existence, then so it will"
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1 Reply"You smell different when your awake" by me on some poor girl :)
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29 Replies[b][u]Ghost Angel Cloak[/u][/b] "[i]We are an army of the chosen dead[/i]" Think about it
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3 RepliesNot creepy but Heart of Praxic Fire "In that last moment she seemed as wholly luminescent as the Sun, and I wished to be so brave." Praise the sun!!
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Or Dragon's Breath "Burn the world. Burn it all."
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Short -blam!- but my dick tall
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3 RepliesMy favorite is the steel oracle, "You will dream of fire, fire and screams" "You would mate, you're a rocket launcher"
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1 ReplyAlmost all of the VoG armour has creepy descriptions: Prime zealot helm - "Forged from the cores of the henzen vex, if you feel a sense of revelation remove immediately and inject anti-theogens." Prime zealot greaves - "There is very little risk these will become permanently attached to your body." Gloves of the Henzen lords - "Capable gauntlets, extremely effective. I only have one piece of advice, never touch a living vex." Cuirass of the Hezen Lords - "Slept in the armor last night. Woke to feel my heart stuttering to the pattern of an unknown signal."
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1 ReplyBrawlers cloak: "Hunters may be averse to centralized organization, but nothing is more fearsome than a coordinated stalk."
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B-line Trauma Take one to the forehead, call me in the morning
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I remember a hunter cloak I had in the beta (it didn't make it to the full game) "I am a tooth in the throat of the darkness, and I will draw blood."
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Backhanded compliment "You look good in red."
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1 ReplyIt's not creepy but it sounds awesome "if there is beauty in destruction why not it's delivery" ghorn :)
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2 RepliesJackolyte The Hive may haunt the dreams of children, but you haunt the dreams of the Hive.
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2 RepliesIn that last moment she seemed as wholly luminescent as the Sun, and I wished to be so brave. Praxic Fire Not creepy. I just like it.
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All the gauntlets from Crota's End...
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19 RepliesRed death: "Vanguard policy urges guardians to destroy this weapon on sight. It is a guardian killer."
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2 RepliesMy favorite is the hawkmoon description not creepy but powerful
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2 RepliesThese are some that are cool/funny/weird to me : The trolley problem/Fusion rifle: " pull the lever. It's the right thing to do" Polite denial 0/1/ hand cannon : " Thanks, but no thanks " Holdfast type 2/Titan chest armor : " I didn't get shot. I never get shot . I just body-checked the missile " Corrective measure/Machine gun : " it breaks the rules of reality as ruthlessly as it shatters your foes " Monolith bleed IV/Warlock gauntlets : " I can't shake hands with warlocks. I just get so nervous they're going to vaporize me" I will post more as I find them :p
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6 RepliesMore funny than creepy: AAO - Threat assessment calculates your odds of survival at 3,721:1...unless you pull this trigger.
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Green Warlock gaunlets- Axiom Coven II "Pray that the bullets find you first, I will not leave a corpse for your vandals to squabble over." It depends on who's is speaking as to how creepy it is. -Nox
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2 RepliesFinal Boss sniper "Become the monster"
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[quote]The helm's nerve interface incorporates Vex cells. They're dead, of course. But not too dead to dream...[/quote]~Façade of the Hezen Lords
