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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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Bump.
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Edited by Wesleonidas: 7/13/2015 6:10:07 AM"Mmm, yes, fine cloak. But I have a supercompressed supercollider on my arm. Can your cloak split quarks?" [spoiler]wearable collider[/spoiler]
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Necrobump
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Parables of the Allspring "Light burns. Light heals. Light blinds. Light reveals." "Let the heat melt your body so your soul might flow with the river of time." "Strengthen the body, empower the mind." "The watcher does not just observe. The watcher defines the observed." "Does one life across infinite realities equal immortal life?"
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Dragon's Breath: Burn the world. Burn it all.
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1 ReplyRuin Wings were eerie
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3 Repliesi remember seeing some armor that says "Leading a Hunter is hard...unless you tell them of a future in which Hunters have gone extinct" I think it was a warlock one
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4 Replies"Vanguard policy urges guardians to destroy this weapon on sight" definitely eerie and mysterious
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2 RepliesLol hands down the strange coin description lol!! No joke go look!
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I love the warlock gauntlets for Crota [b][i]Grip the universe. Reshape it. Disregard the screams.[/i][/b] Love it
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Edited by thesunnn: 7/13/2015 5:55:56 AMsuper pox vlo found in a null-g hangar, drifting alongside fourteen limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses
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4 RepliesFunniest description ever. Steel Oracle (Rocket launcher) I foresee fire. Fire and screams. You would mate. You're a rocket launcher
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Not so much creepy, but one of my favs is from MG18A Harm's Way: "The nothingness dispenser"
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5 RepliesEdited by Devonian84: 7/7/2015 9:46:27 PMNot creepy but it's awesome! Spearhead Type O Vanguard Titan Helmet PUJARI-WEI RATIO: colloquial. Amount of time Warlocks spend planning battles versus time Titans spend winning them. [spoiler]Titans master race[/spoiler]
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2 Repliesis one life across infinite realities immortal life?
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Pocket infinity- you cannot shake the feeling that this weapon is less a weapon than a doorway
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9 RepliesEdited by GarrisonWhite2: 7/13/2015 7:56:43 PMWe are an army of the chosen dead. - Ghost Angel Cloak [spoiler]Maybe not the creepiest, but I hadn't seen it mentioned.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy absolute favorite is on the Hunter's "Cover of the Exile"- "'Don't you find it strange that the one called The Speaker rarely has anything useful to say?'-Sayings of the Disciples" Not creepy, but insanely funny.
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6 RepliesI forgot what it was, but the description said something about finding 24 decapitated dregs. And, didn't the red death used to have a different description?
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1 ReplyThe cloak of dredgen yor It says that he ruled the crucible with thorn at his side
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Swiggity swoogity I coming for dat booty
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1 Reply(つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━☆・*。 [b][i][u]SWIGGITY SWESTICLE LEAVE THIS PLACE DESTICLE[/u][/i][/b]
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Am I the only one who is....unnerved....by the Flavor Text on the Bones of Eao? "Defy extinction" It's pretty clear the bones are of an Ahamkara because of the similarities is has with Ahamkara armor. And I think we've all seen the giant Dragon - like creatures flying around Venus. I think it's obvious that the Ahamkara aren't extinct, I think we've all known that for a while. But now there's an armor with that flavor text? It's unnerves me. I feel like the Ahamkara will play a larger role in the future, maybe even Taken King, but I feel like they won't be very friendly since Guardians tried to hunt them to extinction....
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6 RepliesDeeJchasm Your job's end is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?
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3 Replies"A. A ha. A ha ha ha. A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." The Comedian
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4 RepliesEdited by Trexus: 2/13/2015 3:38:33 AMNot creepy but I find this funny Contrary to hunters beliefs, floofing about is not an acceptable term for gliding Also A boot is only a boot, unless it is a warlock boot, them there are perks Also Grip settings range from, exquisite corress to unrelenting fist that knows no mercy
