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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris got The Vex.......from Crota
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Oracles get marked by Chuck Norris
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When a bubble sees chuck Norris in crucible, it leaves their Titan and follows chuck norris
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Atheon doesn't teleport chuck Norris, chuck Norris teleports atheon
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Thorn doesn't cause lingering damage on chuck Norris, Chuck Norris causes lingering damage on Thorn
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1 Replywhen a gorgon spots chuck norris, they all die
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I'm not a chuck fan by any means but correct me if I'm wrong here. Didn't Bruce and chuck spar or actually fight once upon a time. And Bruce sort of..... Well.... Lost? Again, correct me if I'm wrong. Just something a coworker ( Bruce lee fan) once told me.
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The templar tryed to push Chuck Norris off...
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Chuck Norris gets into staring contests with the Gorgons[spoiler]he wins[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris T-bags you... Before he kills you.
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When Chuck Norris plays Crotas end, it's crotas objective to down him.
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1 Reply[quote]I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn How about this one? [spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler][/quote] The new dlc is actually called house of chuck
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1 ReplyChuck Norris defeated the VoG Templar [u][b]without[/b][/u] the Relic
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I would say chuck Norris equipped a legendary weapon at level 1 but chuck Norris started the game at level 1000
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I know this was necro bumped so hard, but reading these made me want chuck on my fire team
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If Chuck Norris tea bags you, you are grateful.
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2 RepliesEdited by Bambilogna: 5/2/2015 3:33:39 PMChuck Norris equips Universal Remote and No Land Beyond as special weapons.
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When crota goes to bed, he wears chuck Norris pyjamas
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Chuck Norris doesnt need Gjallarhorn, he fires fists from his beard, which fragment into homing explosive beards upon impact, which all contain yet more fists.
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Chuck Norris has already soloed the prison of elders with a level one hunter
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Atheon pushes himself off the edge when Chuck Norris is around
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Chuck Norris had access to the Reef on release day
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10 RepliesEdited by Blood Myst: 4/4/2015 6:25:38 AM[/quote][/quote]
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When the gorgon gaze at Chuck Norris they rewrite themselves
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Chuck Norris beat crota on hard with a lv 1 titan using melee Chuck Norris uses a rocket launcher to beat his opponents to death. Chuck Norris has time to explain, why the exo stranger doesn't have time to explain. Xur uses strange coins to buy from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has a ghost it's called the traveler. Chuck Norris can enter the vault of glass alone. Chuck Norris teleports atheon with his vengeance. Chuck Norris spawned an orb of light once, it's called the sun. Chuck Norris has hawkmoon for xbox. Chuck Norris has lv 6 Eris Morn reputation. Chuck Norris opens the sprit bloom chest and gets exotics. The fallen were a noble race once, then they fought Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris replaces deej in prison of elders reveal Bîtches:I never said I was entitled to a raid I was entitled to whatever u want chick Chuck:don't call me chuck Bîtches:yes sir supreme ruler over us Bîtches
