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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris gets legendary engrams from cryparch packages.
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The Exo stranger explained everything to Chuck Norris
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Crota pointed at Chuck Norris once. Chuck's got a necklace of fingers now
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3 RepliesChuck Norris is playing how dlc as we speak...
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Chuck Norris has more in his Wolf Pack than Ghallarhorn.
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Chuck Norris dual wields two Gjallarhorns
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Chuck Norris was annoyed by a bug, so he squashed it. Years later Atheon moved into the cavern formed by his stomp.
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Randal the Vandal is commonly known as Chuck Norris's bitch.
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Lol...
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[quote]I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended Your turn[/quote] Chuck Norris walks up to Crota and breaks Crota's sword with his beard fist and then roundhouse kicks Crota off the the map. Hard mode complete.
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Chuck Norris only uses his fist against crota
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1 ReplyYour ship doesn't fly into orbit. Chuck Norris simply cannons you to space. Chuck Norris eats exotic engram's for breakfast. The found verdict was lost. Until chuck Norris discovered it. The reason the Traveler ended up by earth was because it heard of chuck Norris and decided to find him. Chuck Norris doesn't do nightfalls. He does day ascensions. (Complete opposite of nightfall hurr hurr hurrr) Chuck Norris once killed a man with the Nechrochasm. Chuck Norris new that Felwinter was lying. Chuck Norris's guns do 332 damage. Chuck Norris's Ice Breaker Regens Heavy ammo for everyone on his fire team.
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Chuck Norris is never the swordbearer, the swordbearer bears Chuck Norris. Crota commits suicide.
