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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhen Archon priest heard Chuck Norris was coming for him he locked him self in eldar prison .
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Edited by PlayerDarbaida: 3/30/2015 10:53:35 PMChuck norris don't cheese crota , he looks at the hive they die
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Crota kneels and cuts his own head off when Chuck Norris enters the room
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Chuck Norris got stuck by a fusion grenade and the warlock blew up
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5 Replies"The nine" actually used to be "the ten" but one day number 10 didn't hold the elevator doors for chuck.
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Best thread ever
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4 RepliesChuck Norris once used fist of Havoc, that area is now known as the Hellmouth.
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The tracking cluster missiles on gjallarhorn is chuck norris's fingers, and the rocket is his fist
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The last word is not an exotic, it's Chuck Norris's right hook! Chuck Norris eats Kellogg's Nova Bombs for breakfast. Chuck Norris doesn't get booted from destiny, he boots the animals! The cryptarch turned a green into a yellow when he saw it was Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran the sword, he broke the moon.
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Smoggypluto
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Chuck Norris can still push Atheon off. Ghorn has Chuck Norris' childhood BB gun. The Darkness isn't coming to earth, it's running from Chuck Norris. The Vault of Glass was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed. That's why it's so empty and has a big hole in the back. Chuck Norris always gets exotics, from common engrams. Chuck Norris once got drunk at the solar systems largest space station, it's now know as the reef. Xur really gets his stock from Chuck Norris' garbage can. The traveler is Chuck Norris' toaster.
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1 ReplyEdited by Crimson_Law4110: 3/29/2015 3:08:27 PMChuck Norris dual wields Last Word Chuck Norris uses Golden gun, with arc blade as a tactical knife. Chuck Norris has an exotic sparrow. Chuck Norris doesn't need raid gear, he only wears exotics.
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Chuck Norris doesn't enrage Crota... Crota enrages Norris Norris
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2 RepliesChuck Norris once had kids with a fallen. The result was Randall the Vandal
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Chuck Norris doesn't need the Helm of Saint-14, the pure sight of him placing a ward of dawn blinds guardians.
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Chuck Norris' starting weapon was the Gjallarhorn
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Chuck Norris gamertag is Smoggypluto.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris as no equip limit for exotics. RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris solo'd the entire story at Level 1 while playing on the Heroic Level 30 Impossible difficulty. Chuck Norris can solo the VoG without the use of Sunsinger. Thralls run away form Chuck Norris when he runs the Abyss. Chuck Norris is the new fourth class. In Destiny 2 it'll be Hunter, Titan, Warlock, and Norris. The Norris class doesn't need sub-classes. Chuck Norris doesn't use his super because if he did it would kill us all. Chuck Norris doesn't have a jump ability, he flies. No need for a Sparrow either. Chuck Norris' ship is the Deathstar. Chuck Norris is actually the Traveler and the Darkness. The entire war is just an inner battle he's fighting within himself. lol
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At the crota fight Crota get [i]Presence Of Chuck[/i] and kneels before him
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Chuck Norris is so tough he took No Land Beyond into Crucible and went positive with no deaths using it like a baseball bat. Damn this reminds me of Barrens in WOW
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Chuck Norris HAS time to tell you why he doesnt have time.......
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1 ReplyChuck Norris is the only person to defeat crota in 0 swords.
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1 ReplySomeone bump me so I can see this later
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2 RepliesChuck Norris does patrols from the tower. Chuck Norris doesn't travel to planets, they come to him. Phogoth fought Chuck Norris once, he chained himself up as punishment. Chuck Norris tried equipping a gjallarhorn as a Titan. The game said his melee was exotic. A knight swung at chuck norris, he thanked him for his bravery and called him crota.
