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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris can Titan Blink...oh wait, he's just lagging.
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Chuck Norris gets no glitches Chuck Norris can kill Crota in one sword Chuck Norris has been to the last city on earth Chuck Norris was not revived by the traveler. Chuck Norris drained the life out of it Chuck Norris participates in sparrow races Chuck Norris has played the entire story in destiny Chuck Norris can equip more than one exotic
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Edited by Rise to Conquer: 3/31/2015 5:10:36 AMChuck Norris doesn't shoot the Oversoul. Crota dies... You shoot Chuck Norris with Red Death. It gives him health. Chick Norris stared a hunter down. The hunter blinked.. And died. Chuck Norris dismantled Thorn. Said his Roundhouse is a better exotic.
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1 Reply"Hey Chuck! How many Crota Hard Mode runs have you done?" "All of them."
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2 RepliesChuck Norris uses the Gjallarhorn as a fleshlight Too much?
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Edited by Rise to Conquer: 3/31/2015 6:48:53 AMChuck Norris entered the House of Wolves. By the time he left it was the House of Chuck Norris. Bungie didn't create Gjallarhorn, Chuck Norris gave it to them. Chuck Norris does not need cleanse, Cleanse needs Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't complete bounties, bounties complete themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris dismantled Khvostov, he received Gjallarhorn. Chuck Norris doesn't want Gjallarhorn, Gjallarjorn wants Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris faced HM Crota with Khvostov, Crota jumped off the ledge in fear and died. Guardians think they are cool using sparrows for transportation, Chuck Norris swims through land. Chuck Norris can not be kicked from fire teams, Fire teams kick you from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has 25,001 glimmer. Chuck Norris deleted his ghost. Chuck Norris light level exceeds cap, Bungie is okay with this. Chuck Norris does not wait in orbit, Chuck Norris is omnipresent. Chuck Norris can not be nerfed. Chuck Norris nerfs Bungie.
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Chuck-eon, abs conflux
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Edited by Assasin1777: 3/31/2015 5:42:15 AMAtheon is chuck norris's son And crota kneels when he has chuck norris is presence
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Chuck Norris subs in for Crota, and hasn't lost to date.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't upgrade exotics so he can use them exotics upgrade for chuck Norris just for the chance to be used
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1 ReplyChuck Norris killed crota with the strangers rifle The stranger had time to explain everything to Chuck Norris
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When you raid with Chuck Norris, you get your drops at the beginning. When Chuck Norris enters the Abyss, the lights come on. When you raid with Chuck Norris, the bridge builds itself. Eriss' eyes are the result of a Chuck Norris money shot.
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Chuck Norris fire team is him playing six characters on six systems at once.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris found a Gjallarhorn in the very first chest on the very first mission.
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Chuck Norris decodes blue engram, gets gjallarhorn.
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Chuck Norris designed felwinter's lie.
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Chuck Norris could tell the speaker of the great battle centuries ago, how he crippled the darkness.
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There was life, and Chuck Norris spoken unto it, it was silent and lived no more
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Chuck Norris's Penis does Arc Solar AND void damage.
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The ghost explained everything to Chuck Norris while time waited.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris once used a Gjallahorn... But then broke it down and told Bungie his melee did more damage...
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You mean SmoggyPluto jokes, right?
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Chuck Norris killed everyone in the loot cave
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2 RepliesChuck norris doesnt need a tracking rocket or wolf packs. The rockets knows better than to miss and craps out smaller rockets out of fear when it hits.
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Chuck Norris knows where the traveler came from.
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When Chuck Norris plays Skirmish his fire team has 6 people
