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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by NickJigger: 3/30/2015 1:49:41 AMChuck made the Undying Mind die
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2 RepliesCrota asks people for a Chuck Norris Checkpoint
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Chuck Norris soloed Crota's End as a lvl. 26
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4 RepliesEdited by Lård: 3/30/2015 6:33:19 PMChuck Norris once threw a grenade, we call it the sun. Chuck Norris sent Atheon to the dark corners of time Chuck Norris drives Carl Sagan's ship of imagination and he can steer in orbit The Gorgons run away from Chuck Norris The Speaker and the Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris Megamanexe is a student of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can equip all exotics at the same time Chuck Norris beat VOG and CE on a pike wielding the sword of Crota and the Relic of Kabr as a shield. The Cabal destroys planets that are in the way of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris raised Randal the Vandal as an orphan. And last but not least [spoiler]The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris The oracles succumb to Chuck Norris[/spoiler]
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The Cabal haven't blown up earth because of their fear of Chuck Norris.
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-Chuck Norris can do patrol missions on the sun. -Chuck Norris can open the timestream with a roundhouse kick and send Atheon into the portal. Atheon gets lost in the dark corners of time. -If Crota dares to move to the right before he dies, Chuck Norris just points and says "Go back." Crota immediately returns to center and kneels. "Sorry, sir." -Chuck Norris does not sprint up the stairs in the thrallway. He walks. Slowly. The shriekers shoot confetti. -Chuck Norris can mark the oracles for negation. -Chuck Norris uses the blink-roundhouse combo. As a titan. -If you shoot Chuck Norris with an icebreaker, you explode. -When Chuck Norris gets teleported Atheon goes blind. -All of the bounties Chuck Norris picks up have an extra sentence: "Or be Chuck Norris." -He can turn his bounties in from orbit. -Chuck Norris has four 32s. On PC. [spoiler]Sorry if some of these were thought of already, I can't read them all! xD[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris truly doesn't "need an access key"
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Chuck Norris defeated Crota on VoG Chuck Norris Got a Critical on a Minotaur
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When Chuck Norris started a new character, he didn't pickup the Khovostov first... [spoiler]... He picked up a Gjallarhorn[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to navigate the disappearing platforms, they appear in a straight path to the bottom for him.
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To everyone that complains that they don't have a Ghorn yet, it's because chuck Norris takes it from you before you can see your drops
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Chuck Norris has more vault space.
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The sword disappears on Crota because chuck Norris takes it before you can
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Chuck norris can reload his golden gun.
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Eris's eyes bleed black because she took a quick glance at Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris applied for a job at bungie. The rest is history
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When the speaker tell you, we will not survive the darkness this time. You tell him it's ok Chuck Norris is here!
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Chuck Norris read this post and he is like.. Well I'm just doing what I do best, so is no big deal.
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Chuck Norris made the Exo stranger explain why she didn't have time to explain.
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Edited by Deekbag: 3/31/2015 4:16:19 AMThe Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris. When the Queen's brother saw Chuck Norris, he told Chuck where to find the Black Garden. When Chuck arrived in the Exclusion Zone, all the Cabals retreated. When Chuck Norris fights Omnigul, he tells her to shut up and she stops screaming. Wolfpack rounds don't track Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finished a rumble match... [spoiler]because all enemies left the game.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris blinked..... as a titan
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Chuck Norris's Dinklebot unlocks doors in a timely manner
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Chuck Norris has a red dot sight on his No Land Beyond. It can also shoot through walls and shields.
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Edited by Assasin1777: 3/31/2015 5:41:06 AMphogoth is chuck norris pet Valus is his body guard And the vex twins are his managers The psion flayers are his army Omnigul is his hoe Sepiks is his robot And The archon priest is his car driver
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Omnigul silences herself when Chuck Norris enters.
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1 ReplySo basically SmoggyPluto jokes?
