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Edited by PureBeast72:
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesChuck Norris got stuck by a fusion grenade and the warlock blew up
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Frigoris was exhiled by Chuck Norris. Tehlthor is unborn bc Chuck Norris made him that way. Atheon was Chuck Norris's first action figure. The Templar is just a door bell for the Norris home. The Thrawll are never running at you, thier just the only fools who think they can out run the wrath of Chuck Norris. Rasputin is the last of the Warminds, because he was Chuck Norris's home computer. The Queens brother is a cranky b!tch bc his sister see's Chuck Norris on a regular.
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The Oversoul is the lamp in Chuck Norris's tanning bed.
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Chuck Norris invented the darkness to make life more interesting.
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Edited by RANCHO243: 3/31/2015 1:19:07 PMIn the bottom left corner where the loot rewards are shown It said GJALLAHORN found chuck Norris
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Gheleon's Demise came about after uttering Chuck Norris's name in vain.
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Chuck Norris can single handedly 10 man a raid solo.
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chuck norris one shot athheon without times vengance by throwing a necrochasm at him
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Edited by Cosmo: 3/31/2015 2:28:58 PMChick Norris once got so mad at crota he used a fist of havoc to give crota an earthquake [spoiler]that place is now called the hellmouth[/spoiler]
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Chuck Norris broke the Templar's sheild with his bare hands. Chuck Norris continued pushed Atheon off the map after all the patches
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has Atheon as a consumable The bridge makes sure it's formed before chuck Norris Arrives
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Chuck Norris has never killed the sword bearer. The sword is given to him out of fear.
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Chick Norris beat SmoggyPluto so bad he gave him a gjallarhorn to make him feel better.
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Edited by QBA__eltigre: 3/31/2015 2:14:35 PMThe gunsmith sell exotic to chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can equip 4 exotics armor and 3 exotic weapons even though he doesn't need the weapons. Crota and Atheon invite chuck Norris to join their fireteam. Chuck Norris doesn't need materials nor shards he get his weapons already maxed up.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris gave master rahool accendent energy from a legendary heavy engram.
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Chuck Norris stubed his toe once. He then taught it to Titans. They call it the Fist of Havoc!!
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Exotics don't drop for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris causes exotics to drop in his wake.
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Crota can't regen shield because of the presence of chuck Norris
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5 RepliesThe Boogey Man checks his closet for Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris checks his closet for Smoggypluto.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris doesn't use the sword on Crota, he simply kicks Crota in the face.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris always has the last word.
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[quote]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/quote] It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
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Edited by Briguy_Kels: 3/31/2015 6:19:00 PMChuck Norris won a staring contest with Phogoth. *roundhouse kick to the chin-nuts* Chuck Norris bought the Destiny hard copy from Gamestop on Day One. When he upgraded his system, the digital version was FREE. There will only be on contestant waiting for you in The Arena. *beard punch* Chuck Norris started up Destiny on Day One: all on-disc content was unlocked. The Traveler is just a life sized replica of Chuck Norris' left nut. *his balls saved humanity!* And finally... All of the theories in Destiny are wrong... [spoiler]There is no Darkness or Light... [/spoiler] [spoiler]Just creatures that Chuck Norris allows to live.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Potatoaim: 3/31/2015 6:16:55 PMChuck norris teaches titans how to punch Chuck norris found khabar
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6 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris is spotted by a gorgon it says "Chuck Norris has found its prey"
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Edited by NickJigger: 3/30/2015 1:49:41 AMChuck made the Undying Mind die
