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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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The steps of VOG for chuck Norris The spire is already built Norris doesn't need to jump on platforms a secret bridge forms The confluxs activate and nothing spawns Chuck Norris touches oracles to be destroyed Templar falls off the edge Gorgon's stare into chucks eyes and wipe of extinction Gatekeeper doesn't spawn Atheon spawns and walk back in the spawn he came from
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Edited by NeuroticExodus: 4/1/2015 11:12:49 PMThe presence of Norris causes crota to kneel down indefinitely. The Gorgons once tried to win a staring contest with Chuck Norris, the Gorgons became weaker.
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Chuck Norris gets rewarded Gjallarhorn for doing good in the crucible.
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Chuck Norris wipes his a** with exotics
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The "don't touch Norris gauntlets" Anything that comes within ten feet of you instantly explodes.
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1 Replywhen crota tried to see what level chuck norris is, all he saw was "???"
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The stranger has the time for Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris' kill\death ratio on crucible can't fit on the screen. Xur buys from Norris Crota melee atacked Norris. After feeling tremendous amounts of pain, crota died. When Norris gets fist of havoc'd in crucible, he gets a paper cut
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Is Chuck Norris still a thing?
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Chuck Norris soloed Crota without guns or the sword
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Chuck Norris is the one who knocked Athion out of time.
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Chuck Norris jokes haven't been funny in ten years.
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7 RepliesChuck Norris is the reason Phogoth is chained up. Easier to walk him that way. Atheon went into the Vault of Glass and felt Chuck Norris' Vengence, it was a roundhouse kick in every dimension. Chuck Norris once gave the Cryptarch a green engram which turned into Xur.
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4 RepliesEdited by Stormtroupe: 4/1/2015 4:27:31 PMBruce Lee killed chuck Norris http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1360516403776036245.jpg Edit: F*CK. Just realized OP took this
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Destiny's ultimate end game will be the Chuck Norris hatching from the traveler to scare away the darkness. … and that cut scene alone will make up for the lack of any cut scene before it.
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6 RepliesI heard Chuck Norris is suing Destiny... (Wait for it) [spoiler]He claims Fatebringer and The Last Word are trademark names of his left and right hands[/spoiler] BAZINGA!!!
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Chuck Norris had a threesome with a Griffen and a moon rock! He named his son, "Hawkmoon"!
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Everytime the Strangers Rifle lights up its because Chuck Norris is breathing....
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Chuck Norris doesn't get weight of darkness, he gets weight of awsomeness
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Chuck Norris uses his oversoul to defeat the oversoul, Crota, and Onyx. Roll Credits..
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Chuck Norris doesn't need self revive. He doesn't ever die. The gjallerhorn rocket was based off of Chuck Norris's spit.
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Chuck Norris has beaten Crota... in VOG. Chuck Norris has gotten an exotic shader. Chuck Norris's Timebreaker actually blows up time. Chuck Norris plays the Nightfall... during the day. Chuck Norris reached level 32 using only common armor. Chuck Norris has gotten the flawless Raider trophy before buying the game.
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He once only brought his fists and beard to a gun fight... And was untouched He makes the standing turn into the fallen with only his feet The vex were heading home in the buried city to avoid him He is the reason omnigul screams His shiny smile stole all the light from the traveler Chuck Norris is most interesting man in the world
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Edited by amonarque: 4/1/2015 2:12:45 PMChuck Norris is the only one that has actually been called by the Queen, but he refused to answer
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Chuck Norris listens to the deathsingers liturgy to put him to sleep
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Chuck Norris looked at Atheon, and he jumped off the edge.
