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Edited by PureBeast72:
9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Omnigul has that ear bleeding scream because she can't hear it since Chuck Norris screamed louder and blew her ears out.
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Atheon was given the idea to make supplicants when harpies committed suicide from the sight of Chuck Norris. The Gorgons avoid Chuck's gaze Chuck Norris beat Crota's End, hard mode and got flawless raider. Then he killed Crota. Chuck Norris can solo VoG because he decides if he wants to go back in time. Chuck Norris once fires the vex mythlocast and got a triple kill, then the bullet hit an enemy. Chuck Norris is the reason why nobody attacks the tower. The thralls run from Chuck Norris. The Vex have rumors about the most deadliest force in time, it's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Soloed Crota hm then he picked up the sword.
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1 ReplyChuck dont need a gjallahorn..... he can spit further
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Rahool ALWAYS gives Chuck Norris exotics for EVERY engram, no matter what color... even greys... he's afraid NOT to... (which is why Rahool has so few good weapons & armor to give the other 10 million guardians... so if he gives you green weapons for purple engrams, you'll have to take it up with Chuck yourself... good luck with that)
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Chuck Norris is the reason Omnigul Screams. Chuck Norris will make time for you to explain what you don't have time to explain.
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Chuck Norris took a shit.. He named it Crota.
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Edited by FlavoryBacchus9: 4/2/2015 3:17:44 AMChuck Norris doesn't need exotic weapons, or any weapons at all... or even a super... his punch, his roundhouse kick and his breath are all he needs... ... though sometimes he uses a hand cannon to kill distant enemies ... for the pretty sounds it makes...
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1 ReplyThe Fallen were called The Standing until they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a fusion grenade, 50 people died, then the grenade went off
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Chuck Norris is the Gjallarhorn
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A long time ago, Chuck Norris took a walk across the moon. During this walk, he dropped his pocketknife. A small thrall boy named Crota picked up the knife. He still uses it to this day. [spoiler]One day Chuck will be back for his knife[/spoiler]
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When Chuck Norris spawned, Crota suffered from his presence.
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Edited by Haydensaurus: 4/2/2015 1:40:52 AM*Chuck Norris faces Aetheon Aetheon opens timestream Aetheon get teleported.
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1 ReplyCrota tried to kill chuck norris,but died doing it Chuck Norris buffed necrochasm using his will When Chuck Norris plays destiny, it has a story
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Bungie made this game crap.
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Chuck norris' beard can deflect felwinter's lie
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Chuck Norris has a 0:0 kd... His enemies commit suicide before he arrives
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Replace Chuck Norris in this thread with SmoggyPluto Fixed!
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1 ReplyChuck Norris- I beat up Gaben long ago. Speaker- Tell me about it Chuck Norris- I could tell you;about the great battle, centuries ago... [spoiler]...But it ended too quickly.[/spoiler] *insert bad*ss song*
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Chuck uses Universal Remote and Felwinter's Lie at the same time. [spoiler]Felwinter's Lie is the Primary[/spoiler]
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Destiny had an awesome story until norris disapproved The heart of the black garden is actually chuck norrises beard Chuck norris brought the ghost back to life, not the other way around The reason the moon has a huge gash and why the hive don't invade earth is because of the warning shot punch from under his beard
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Edited by Apweber42: 4/2/2015 1:46:27 AMChuck Norris's melee is more devastating than fists of havoc Chuck Norris can equip 3 exotic weapons Chuck Norris can hold and shoot 2 gjallarhorns at a time Chuck Norris solos hard mode Crota using only a khostov and his fists.
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4 RepliesSmoggyPluto is way better than Chuck Norris
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Unfortunately chuck Norris has never killed Crota with the sword, Crota and takes one look at him and kills himself with his own sword. Chuck Norris doesn't kill Crota with the swordbearers sword, he kills the swordbearer with Crota's sword.
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The steps of VOG for chuck Norris The spire is already built Norris doesn't need to jump on platforms a secret bridge forms The confluxs activate and nothing spawns Chuck Norris touches oracles to be destroyed Templar falls off the edge Gorgon's stare into chucks eyes and wipe of extinction Gatekeeper doesn't spawn Atheon spawns and walk back in the spawn he came from
