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Edited by PureBeast72:
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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3 Replieschuck norris is so tough that when he shaved his beard underneath it was another fist
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Chuck Norris tells the Cryptarch what his engrams will decrypt into. Chuck Norris saved the Traveler from the Darkness so that the Traveler could save us from the Darkness. Atheon voluntarily jumps off the edge when Chuck Norris is in the Vault of Glass. Chuck Norris plays Skirmish on Bastion and goes Prevailed Unbroken... every time
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The reason Phogoth is chained up deep inside the moon is because he's afraid Chuck Norris might find him.
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The traveller is Chuck Norris's ghost
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Chuck Norris doesn't need the sword to hurt Crota. He uses his fists
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2 RepliesChuck norris uses NLB in the secondary slot. Chuck norris kills minataurs with precision damage. Chuck norris shoots out of titan bubbles. Chuck norris generates 10 orbs every super. Chuck norris uses his own orbs. Chuck morris' starting weapon wasn't khovost, it was a single shot musket. Anything chuck norris equips becomes exotic after he removes it.
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Chuck Norris got the crap beat out of him by Bruce lee
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Chuck Norris lost a toothpick now they are used for bladedancing
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1 ReplyChuck Norris has time to explain...
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when a titan shoulder charges chuck norris, they shatter into 7 perfect pieces.
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K/R of Chuck Norris dont know hi never dies
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Chuck Norris can hurt the gatekeeper without a sword
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Chuck Norris once used 3 drops of hot sauce on his food, now the Hunters call it "Golden Gun"!
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Chuck Norris owns a weasel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The special orders lady is naked for chuck Norris The supplicants hide when chuck Norris is summoned It's takes 2 fist of panics to take down chuck Norris' shield When chuck Norris uses his super, he spawns motes of light Chuck Norris can hold 12 gjallahorn rockets
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1 ReplyChuck Norris was spitted by the Gorgons....wait...who the heck are the Gorgons?
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Chuck Norris never has to use a rocket launcher to make Crota kneel, he kneels once he sees Chuck Norris.
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The Death Singer uses her song on herself, when she sees Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyEdited by Dovvahkin242: 3/31/2015 3:25:13 AMChuck Norris has 25001 glimmer Chuck Norris soled VoG and Crota with just No Land Beyond equipped. Chuck Norris opens his own doors without a ghost. Chuck Norris has a summer home in the Exclusion Zone. Chuck Norris tends to the Black Garden.
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When Chuck Norris points at Crota, Crota sits down.
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6 RepliesBefore bed, Destiny players pray to SmoggyPluto. Before SmoggyPluto goes to bed, he prays to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once took a leak on a Knight's face for fun, that knight today is known as Crota. If you stab Chuck Norris your knife will bleed. Chuck Norris once won a game of Iron Banner alone using the Khvostov. The Gjallarhorn plays the Nightfall every week, hoping to get Chuck Norris. A Cabal Phalanx once hit Chuck Norris with its shield. Today, it's somewhere in the Asteroid Belt. The Queen's Brother owes Chuck Norris a favor. When Chuck Norris joins an ROC mission: [b]Valus Ta'aurc has left the fireteam[/b] Chuck Norris once made a bunch of dirt into a ball, it's now known as the Traveler.
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Chuck Norris healed the traveler Chuck Norris decides what xur sells Chuck Norris Is immune to thorn
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Chuck Norris has all seven subclasses equipped. Seventh is His own.
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1 ReplyWolfpack round run away from Chuck Norris.
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Edited by markymarc309: 4/1/2015 8:02:34 PMThe original story for destiny called for the guardians to defend the last city on earth from Chuck Norris. The story was a cinematic experience that would have made the player truly feel legendary. Game testers were selected and placed in a room to play the game... [spoiler]There were no survivors, and everyone else has been too scared to enter the room and retrieve the test data. [/spoiler]
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Omnigul has that ear bleeding scream because she can't hear it since Chuck Norris screamed louder and blew her ears out.
