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originally posted in: Allright Bungie, someone trumped your entire game's presentation of plot, narrative, and 500 million dollar budget using only Windows Movie Maker. Your move.
2/5/2015 12:59:13 PM
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cusman
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Reason why the Hive want to destroy civilization: They are all nudists and the clothes offend them Reason why Hive want to destroy light: They are also shy about their lack of balls Hive: Shy nudists, lacking balls, and their females are really ugly... so no light is a good thing
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