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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyWell at least buy me a drink before you open me.
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1 ReplySo I get a ton of books to collapse the top, but the tape gets stuck so I use a alligator teeth to cut tape and open box
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2 RepliesI walk over and cut the tape and open the, box what is it
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3 RepliesI unleash the 555 powers of the legendary box cutter of destiny to shred the box into millions of microscopic little cartoon dragons wearing top hats ONLY TO FIND......
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6 RepliesThe box is ticklish. I find its weak spot and tickle it until it pees itself. Then I'll take a picture and threaten to post it on all social media for all of its friends to see unless it opens up to me.
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4 Replies*Nicholas Cage dives in slow motion with duel gold-plated Desert Eagles, shooting the lock*
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4 RepliesI walk over to my junk drawer, grab a box opener and cut the tape. Tadaa
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4 RepliesI -blam!- it into submission. When the box lid opens to cry for help I grab the lid and rip it open
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2 RepliesOD-AH-VIING *Dragon comes flying in. *Take out my sword and cut off Dragon Nail. *use it to open box.
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3 RepliesFus-ro-dah! Box opened
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3 RepliesI walk up to it, then pull the two flaps on the top. Opening it
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6 RepliesSlice open the top with a kitchen knife while drinking coffee.
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1 ReplyUse my teleporter to remove only the box leaving what's inside undisturbed
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1 ReplyI summon the powers of the ancient dragons. I take a deep breath and reel back as the power surges within me. With tremendous power unseen for generations, I open my mouth and FOS RU DAH the box against the wall.
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7 RepliesHmm, I genetically engineer a mouse that only eats the substance of which the box is made.
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4 RepliesI ask the box in an appropriate way to reveal its contents to me...[spoiler]And if he doesn't comply I will light him on fire...[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesAsking it nicely? Telling it to open? Demanding it to open up? Open pretty please
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1 ReplyThe force!
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1 ReplyUsing a power drill I'd drill a hole into one of the top outside corners. Then using a chisel on the side of the hole I would chisel away until the top comes off
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16 RepliesCod ballistic knives and nukes with all the pros
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1 ReplyI would throw it away because it has junk in it.
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8 RepliesIt's a head, isn't it? [spoiler]I would use a very small amount of thermite glued in a circular trail around the side of the box[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesEdited by Panda: 2/5/2015 9:55:19 AMOk I got it. Ready? [spoiler]I buy an extra large Taco Bell meal and set it really close to the box and wait for whatever's inside to try to get away[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesTape helium filled balloons to the flaps.
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6 RepliesBroot furce
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3 RepliesI place the box in front of me, i turn the box 360 degrees, i then pull out a large black Sharpie. I proceed to write the numbers 1-9 on the top of the box in even sizing and spacing. I then place the top of my Sharpie back on. I then begin to touch the number 1 gently, then i press the number 2. I again press the number 1, then 2, then 3. I hit the following numbers as such: 3, 5, 4, 3-2, 2, 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... seven. The box lets out a moan, and the lid slowly opens up. I look inside to see...
