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Edited by CAMMCAM:
1/14/2015 10:35:04 PM
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Wife cuts husband's penis off...
TWICE.
She finds out he has a mistress and waits for the father of her 5 children to go to sleep.
She cuts it off with a pair of scissors.
He was rushed to the hospital and they were able to sew it back on.
The wife then comes into the hospital and cuts it off AGAIN! This time, throwing it out of the window.
She runs outside and the husband follows, naked, to beat the shit out of her.
They were unable to find the cut off penis and think that an animal ran off with it.
Wow, some luck.
What say you?
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[quote]Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it.[/quote] [quote]Police believe a stray animal may have taken it[/quote] [quote]stray animal may have taken it[/quote] [quote]stray animal[/quote] I'm not gonna lie, that was hilarious.
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5 RepliesI don't know why, but I've been thinking about this... And I'm not sure I understand I mean. I don't know what the guy was packing but there is no way scissors are chopping through a penis in one go. It's too thick. So the woman would have to cut multiple times, no? How would you not notice this happening? Asleep or not. The second time I understand as he was probably numb and on lots of pain killers. But I dunno. Maybe it's just easier than I imagine /shrug
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I sat here speechless for 5 minutes before falling out of my bed laughing.
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[quote]"The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital,"[/quote]-blam!-ing kek.
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Edited by Harbinger: 1/16/2015 4:04:42 AMI'd chop her tits off, and I'm not even a violent person. And lmao at you crazy -blam!-s who say he deserved it. You people are -blam!-ing nuts!
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1 ReplyDeserves him right for cheating, I would get annoyed too, I would probably throw a brick through my missus window. Feels like she Cheated on me last night so we will see what happens
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3 RepliesWait, he gets a new dick, doesn't have to use a rubber, marries a younger women, and gets to beat the shit out of a women with out getting in trouble? Sounds like a blessing if you ask me.
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2 RepliesShe had a reasonable explanation for cutting it off
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Welcome to feminism.
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"Doctors were unable to find the missing organ. Police believe a stray animal may have taken it" [spoiler]xDDDDDDDDDD[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesAnd nobody is asking why he got back into the bed with her....
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#-blam!-
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4 RepliesI can see why he had a mistress.
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In unrelated news, a spinal implant has been created to artificially create an orgasm for those who cannot have one on their own.
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I read this and shuddered.
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Good god. I read about this last night. Ive also spent the last week or two explaining who lorena bobbit was to my gf. Needless to say we both had a good chuckle at this dickless guys expense.
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That's messed up
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Asshat.
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Moral of the story is actually one that rhymes. Keep being you. Getting your dick cut, Is one in a few.
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All of my what
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4 Repliesmoral of the story: keep your dick in your pants or get it cut off and thrown out a window for being an unfaithful sack of shit 😂
