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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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1 ReplyI feel terrible for anyone with this mental disorder...
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3 RepliesMr Waffles 993: Everything you touch turns into waffles. Cure: Cut off hands
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Dan the captain syndrome makes you feel the need to have a threesome with a potato and banana and the cure is you have to get a potion at the top of Mount Everest kept by an old man and you must wax his pubes for him to give the potion to you
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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Inflatablepants: A disease that makes it so your pores exert so much air they inflate your pants. Cure: Blocking the pores with butter
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Barry McKockiner is a mental disease where only those around you are affected. Women will drop everything to pound you, any time any where, but your name is Barry, so afterwards they will never look at you and will instead become aggressive because you buried it in her too deeply. There is no cure. Ever.
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Meerkat James = You always stand up straight spine paralysed or something; you never blink and you always have a boner (ALWAYS)
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The world is fųcked now thanks to this thread. You need to be a SwagMaster to survive it. [b] [/b][b][i]-SwagMasterShinji[/i][/b]
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The Josh The afflicted becomes so inconceivably awesome that they implode. No cure is possible, as all who contract The Josh die immediately, and the disease is too awesome to be prevented.
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1 ReplyI become a derpy toad that has a strong urge to eat a lot and u puke atomic rainbows[spoiler]u also want to stalk people at night[/spoiler]
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Ironic
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Well -blam!-. Sorry guys, but you're all infected with awesomeness.
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Bloodypredator27 syndrome makes you turn into an alien race called[spoiler]Predators duh[/spoiler] Basically u blow shit up and kill people The only cure is to go to the jungles of Brazil, best the 8-headed dragon at ping pong, beat the worlds best score on pac-man, and finally you take on the hardest task yet... Kill Lenny[spoiler]As Mr.Moseby said "Good luck with that."[/spoiler]
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ScorpionVenom illness is when you are stung by a scorpion. It has venom that seeps into your blood stream over a few days and kills you. Cure drinking a cup of orange juice 5 times a day for three days has a chance to cure it.
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You steal every soul of every person you meet until you blow up and become a raccoon.
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Darklinkism: will cause the skin to become abnormally dark and will make the victim very sick. Cures: ----->[spoiler]inb4 sunny d[/spoiler] 1.Sunlight/being outdoors. 2.Just give in to it. Perks: people or creatures with this illness you gain a lot more self awareness or understanding of your surroundings.
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My disease makes people think they have grown won't and makes them believe they can fly. A secondary name for this disease is drugs
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Bad wind.
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AngerOfPoseidon Symptoms: you sometimes release the kraken on accident Cure: Perseus can help control the symptoms the only true cure is to have the damn mortals chill out and worship you.
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1 ReplyHmmmm seaweed.....
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Edited by Team Grimmie: 5/22/2015 4:50:39 PMThe Mercer Virus
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You aquire a constant craving for cookies and you become extremely irritable. The slightest disturbance can cause a hulk - like rampage as you search for more cookies. The disease does not kill you but can often lead to death as a result of the fact that you are constantly eating cookies.
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Edited by jdshoemate: 5/21/2015 12:27:43 AMIt causes awesomeness. The gland that governs shame is converted into another gland that produces more awesomeness. And you high five for everything. And accept all, I mean [i][b][u]all[/u][/b][/i], challenges. Edit:who the hell would want a cure?!?
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BonelessFlame Disease Symptoms: Human combustion if exposed to any kind of light. It also causes your bones to slowly decay, eventually turning you into a blob. Cure: There is no known cure.
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Tags syndrome Causes sufferers to go into shops and switch the price tags on items to get them for a cheaper price. No cures, only death
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Edited by Cobalt: 5/20/2015 8:45:36 PMThe epicgoomby disorder (EGD) causes sudden and quick bursts of insane levels of awesome, but usually end with death, or at the very least embarrassment, when the awesomeness expires. Treatments options N/A
