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Edited by PHARxMD: 12/18/2014 7:53:16 AM
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Bungie finally confirms conspiracies!!

Everyone here plays destiny. And everyone here toots. Coincidence? I think not. Let's look at the numbers: Titans: They all make toot bubbles. Hunters: Each toots 3 times since they can't glide. Warlocks: Toot themselves back to life. Eris: Collects toot residue from butt-husks. She also toots. Kabr: Won Atheon's toot contest to see who gets to still exist. Speaker: Covers face entirely to avoid smelling his own evil toots. The proof is in the pudding guardians. It's up to us to react. Edit 1: Due to popular demand I'll make edits. Edit 2: Added pertinent hash tags.

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