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Edited by The_Good_Morty:
12/11/2014 6:41:40 PM
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Petition for Public Execution of Cryptarch
Let's face it. We're ALL sick of him scamming us. First you give us Blues for our Legendaries, then you give us ONLY Blues through your stupid packages, THEN after you are TOLD by your superiors to give us more Legendaries in your useless packages, you ignore their orders. We've had enough, Rahool.
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
KILL THE CRYPTARCH
LET'S THROW HIM INTO THE HELLMOUTH!
Edit: Over 500 comments! Make it happen Bungie! Kill the Cryptarch!
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You people know........ He is named Cry-Tard for a reason fellow guardians....... He won't stop......until his Pool his filled with the tears and frustration of guardian's around the universe......
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1 ReplyIndeed. The dammed man is still effing useless. Mine is level 26 and still he insists that I need more motes of light or mystic drain bonds. Specially now that motes are useless...
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After reading a good lot of the posts I think is unanimous. The mob is already formed, the torches are already lighten and the pitchforks in the hands of those that know how to put them to best use. I say we hang that motherfukcer from the balcony facing the city. So the next Criptarch understands we Guardians are tired of the massive truckloads of bullshit with whom they try to force-feed us. It sounds totally reasonable to me, guys...
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1 ReplyMy Cryptarch is like Lvl 52 or something stupid. Why is he wearing the same robe!!! He should be mad decked out with waaaay better lab equipment.
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Edited by Mikelarry85: 12/9/2014 6:21:17 PMI support this message, its gotten so bad i don't bother taking blue engrams to him i discard my blues engrams and treat them more like white and green drops
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I would love to perform Scorpions Fatality on that basterd. Toss him out of the Tower!
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I thought maybe he had been buffed to be honest. This morning I got TWO "Against All Odds" heavy machine guns (one solar, one void) from a blue and a purple engram, back to back. My buddy got one (same gun!) about 5 minutes prior. I also got a legendary scout rifle(dismantled) from a blue not long after. This was all within an hour and a half, though I turned in probably 20 blues. Maybe I had a streak of luck and will have the same luck(HORRIBLE) in the new raid as I had in VOG?
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The best thing is I heard the warlock vanguard say "Send for rahool, I need to speak to him" while I was in the tower yesterday. The vanguard must have the same idea you have, OP
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I got an exotic out of a legendary engram this morning. I was blown away and quickly recorded it. Of course the one time this happens to me, it gives me the exotic with the lower base damage instead of the new higher level exotic gear.
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There should be a fountain that just rains his blood over the tower... I hate that bich...
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I got a random legendary engram during patrol. I gave it to the cryptarch and he gives me ascendant energy. Mind you this was a heavy weapon engram which could have been something awesome. And then I level him up and he gives me legendary gauntlets. Which are worse than the exotic ones I just got from the nightfall. Couldn't have been a chest piece at least. This guy is crossing the border into utterly useless.
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He turned at least 75% of my legendary engrams into materials. What gives? I want him to be publicly executed by the Vanguard using all their supers simultaneously.
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Hang that bastard from the tree in the tower!!!!
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10 RepliesI had 5 legendary engrams post patch. Of the 5 I got this: (1) strange coin (1) mote of light (2) 2 ascendant energy (1) Wizard 77 Fusion Rifle 5 engrams - ONE legendary item. That my friends is ridiculous. So I only had a 1 in 5 chance of getting something other than useless items for my legendary engrams?
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Kill him!!
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I'm with you!
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1 ReplyI have leveled the cryptarch 5 times over my two characters and am 13 blues richer. Put the reputation gains back to full Bungie. Tired of not getting legendaries, even with the "buffed" chance.
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Now, Now, he's only a hopeless academic.
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Your time will come. He is the final boss on destiny 4
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15 RepliesNo. Dont kill him. Not when we can TORTURE HIM!!!!! ----- WHERE ARE THE LEGENDARIES!? *hits with tazer* *sobs* I... I cant tell you that! WHERE ARE THE LEGENDARIES!? *hits with tazer again I cant tell you! D: WHERE ARE THEY! *punches* We'll beat those guns right out of him.
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Edited by CV31 SONIC x: 12/9/2014 5:06:04 PMWe don't have to do anything. Just take him into the hellmouth and instead of fighting Crota watch Crota F£&K HIM UP. I don't suppose Crota will not be to impressed with what happened in the cosmodrome.
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Kill all the awoken! Drive them back to the butthole they came from!
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That is an astounding idea. String him up to warn off other smurfs.
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Signed.
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3 RepliesI hate getting one Mote of Light and one Strange coin from my faction packages. Let's get their leaders, also.
