You all receive something, like a job, execution, political power etc.
Comment and i'll give you your job.
We rekt Batman. We are supreme empire. 
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	1 ReplyDon't worry Ebola I'm smuggling as much meat across the boarder as I can, I'm doing my part to spread your EBOLA-NESS
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	1 ReplyWe shall make temples for potatoes
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	1 ReplyI have commented!
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	The dragonborn cleans the carpets in every house. That's right I have 2 jobs
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	Edited by Lord Melon: 12/5/2014 6:01:13 AMBump for the cause
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	4 RepliesThe lake monster demands virgins. And beer.
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	2 RepliesOhhh pick me what can i be!
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	4 RepliesEridium you say?
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	3 Replies*string breaks on Ukelele* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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	1 ReplySir we found big deposits of cookies in asteroids they seem to be indestructible. what do we do?
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	8 RepliesOkay... Who thought it would be funny to try and encode this video into one of my robots? You did a poor job, and only managed to cause errors I'm going to have to fix.
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	Aye sir I can melt ice cubes in several minutes using my mind power.can emperor Ebola(God be with him) bestow me with the any prettiest errand??
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	Ayyy lmao and I'm only joining if I can rustle jimmies on a regular basis
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	14 RepliesYou know what, I'm starting my own country, with black jack, and hookers.
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	8 RepliesWhat is the country called?
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	16 RepliesYour Eridium Barrier is strong. But no mach for...THE NARWHAL LEGION
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	2 RepliesWe need more space rockets and more space
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	Once upon a time there was a pig, but it wasn't really a pig, it was a dog, however that dog was actually a cat in a suit, but the cat wasn't actually a cat, it was a tree shaped like a man, but the tree wasn't really a tree it was a man, but the man was a lie and was actually a pig. [spoiler]Think about it...[/spoiler]
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	2 RepliesWhat shall I be?
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	1 ReplyI'm a cripple but I want a job, please?
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	I joined batman as a spy for you sire
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	1 ReplyI'll be janitor by day.... [spoiler]Abusive housewife by night [/spoiler] Also, super warrior invincible against batman a troops.