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Edited by Archon:
10/10/2014 6:19:08 PM
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what useless superpower do you want?
I want the power to punch people through the internet
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The power to play destiny all day non-stop Wait a second...
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Have unlimited green engrams ...Oh wait
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The power to summon exactly one medium sized acorn atop anyone's head every hour.
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7 RepliesI want the power to levitate 6 inches off the ground for nonconsecutive 42-second periods.
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1 ReplyThe power to summon cabbage!
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1 ReplyEdited by Achronos: 10/12/2014 6:47:33 AMThe power to make someone experience crippling ecstasy for 24 hours without release until the last second, where it is released all at once within that one second. ... But during this, i must face the torture of deadly boredom.
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1 ReplyThe ability to tell if an anime will be shit five minutes into the first episode. Wait...
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5 RepliesNever run low on cum
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The ability to fart the raunchiest farts at will, silently across the room
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3 RepliesThe power to touch myself and have no one judge me
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6 RepliesMake my farts smell like crispy bacon XD
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1 ReplyEdited by SidekickJim: 10/12/2014 3:53:48 PMThe power to cum rainbows.
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2 RepliesMy friend said to turn trousers into jam
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2 RepliesBeing able to tell when it's raining in Idaho.
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The power to remember my steam password.
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Turning invisible but only when no one's looking.
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2 RepliesTo be able to transport my farts anywhere
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Instantly think of the best most wittiest sarcastic remark
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The Sun singers brim stone ability so I can never die.
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Talk to fish
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Edited by Jokon: 10/14/2014 8:30:35 AMIdk every super power is useful in its own way that's why it's a "[b]Super Power[/b]"..
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2 RepliesThe power of seeing 10 seconds into the future.
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The power to think I can go through walls. #superhero XD
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I want all this stuff, yes to all of this. I want the power to randomly get one of these powers ever hour [spoiler]but not know what it is till the next hour.[/spoiler]
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To fly, but only if I'm in an airplane or being shot out of s catapult
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The power of infinite money, but only if I earn the money
