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Edited by FoMan123:
10/1/2014 7:19:03 PM
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describe a videogame poorly
Poorly describe a video game and we will try to guess it. Ready? Go.
>some random getting interrogated
>entire DAMM thing is just a bunch of memories.
>guy goes crazy
>gets punched in face
>blows up a ship.
Can you guess the game?
[spoiler]yes it is black ops lel[/spoiler]
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The numbers, Mason! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?
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DA DA DA DA STAYING ALIVE STAYING ALIVE
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6 RepliesCollect shapes Defeat evil overlord Save princess
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4 RepliesNo matter how high you are, a cart of hay will always save your life
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Bump to keep up.
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2 Replies>you've been invaded
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1 ReplyI know you busted your ass getting here but I'm Sorry, your princess is in another Castle.....
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4 RepliesYou and 2 other stand still while some strong ass dude beats the living shit out of you and you do this for a 100 hours +
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11 Replies-barren -poor excuse for a game -successful when it really shouldn't be This might be too accurate.
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15 Replies>Game Intro >Explosions >Wake Up >Find an eye >Find a gentleman >Go to home base >Find 4 people >Find another person >Blow up a train >Home base almost gets blown up >Get back to home base >Other stuff >Kill 2 bosses >End scene >Credits
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2 RepliesKick a ball in the goal
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3 RepliesIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... But I'm all out of gum.
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2 RepliesTactical Cave Shooting Best weapons on PvP last place gets All classes call other classes OP Can't remember a memorable co-op mission Friends make the game fun What's the game? Lolol
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2 RepliesEdited by MR E0S: 10/4/2014 6:05:16 PMSo, I went on a super secret vaction apparently... And when I got back... I find Earth is pretty much screwed. So I go about finding a bunch of double-rainbows and shit. While dodging a bunch of annoying anal probes that like to taze me. Then I Befriended a bunch of shit talking bird brains. Who help me to defeat the final boss. Hint 1: [spoiler]Star[/spoiler] Hint 2: [spoiler]Control[/spoiler] [spoiler]In that game, You are part of a secret mission to find precursor technology. You finally build a space ship out of that technology and fly back to earth. Only to find out that it has been enslaved by the Ur-quan. During your journey to free Earth, you meet a race of traders called the Melnorme who pay handsomely for the location of rainbow planets, planets that defy all sensors. Of which you trade for technology upgrades. Eventually, you build a huge bumb that is meant to blow up the Su-Matra, a huge mothership, of which.. The best way to weaken the ship for receiving the bomb is with a ship provided by the Pkunk, a Bunch of shit-talking bird brain hippies. The Anal Probe reference that likes to taze me is referring to another race in the game. A Race that lives in Gas Giants such as Jupiter. This race could not travel the stars. So they found a way to bring the stars to them. They bought a self-replicating probe from the Melnorme that would go out collect information and return it to them. It unfortunately had some bad programming and basically meant meeting these probes in space was an anal affair. They used lightning to attack you.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesOh. An easy one. Jump on stuff to kill it.
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5 RepliesEdited by MR E0S: 10/2/2014 4:20:48 AMSo I wake up as a girl... I'm a dude thank you. This stupid robot won't stfu. Everything is just gray/white tiles mostly. There's only 1 weapon in the entire game and you don't even use it to kill people. And the most interesting character in the game is a potato. [spoiler]The Cake is a Lie![/spoiler]
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5 RepliesHorrible driving mechanics. Unremarkable protagonist. Forgettable story. Niece. Sold millions of copies.
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4 Replies>You kill aliens >Series is now (almost) ruined. BTW: To people who are literally saying "Repeat" in trying to describe "CoD" are terribly wrong and are not describing it poorly.
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8 RepliesYou make wisecracks throughout the game You are in New York
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35 RepliesYou move about and kill.
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1 ReplyEdited by Hrafn: 10/3/2014 5:45:28 PMRpg Personality test Awesome game Nintendo [spoiler]Ultima 4. Quest of the avatar[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesYou press coloured buttons in sequence with what's on the screen.
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1000 total replies. So close yet so far
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Ehhhh Lmao [spoiler]im canadian [/spoiler]
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A thrill a minute emotional roller coaster where you can do all the things you would love to do if you didn't have to do other things first. As long as you've already done the things you normally have to.
