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Edited by bastage:
8/24/2014 4:23:19 AM
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Grab The Nearest Book And Turn To Page 45
The first sentence describes your sex life. Post your sentence and book ;)
[spoiler][quote]The scuffle behind her picked up as Lizzy moved the short distance to the rifle. -The Glory Field[/quote]
...not really sure about this one. Second half was a bit disturbing though.[/spoiler]
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"Let's get out," whispered Jordan after a somehow wasteful and inappropriate half-hour; "this is much too polite for me." -The Great Gatsby
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[quote]Vid Journalists flock to Troubleshooters as flies swarm around rotting meat.[/quote] -Paranoia: Service, Service! I wonder if I should be arguing or not...
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Even though they may look cute in little tuxedos and maid outfits, zombie servants are always a [i]very bad idea.[/i]
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Tiny peen but Lizzy's cool with it
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Bathroom tiles are traditionally made with a ceramic finish Dafuq?
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"Well, have fun in Uranus!" Said mark.
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"Freedom cannot be defined in strictly negative terms, as the absence of confinement and constraint."
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[spoiler]I want you inside me right now. The gentle rubbing of our skin as we connect. The way our lips touch. The way you hold me; protect me. I cannot resist this urge much longer. I have this jar of honey ready for you. Dipping my fingers into the jar and sliding them down the front of your hairy muscular chest and stomach. A firm but gentle grip around your shaft, slipping your meat up. The lubrication. My tongue licking off the excess honey that is dripping down towards your balls. I can't wait much longer. I want you inside me. With a quick mount, I guide your penis into my anal cavity. Your large throbbing cock has barely enough room to squeeze into. A exhalation of pleasure releases from us both. I slide myself upwards just far enough for your tip to stay in, and fall back down. It hurts so much, but feels so good. You tightly grasp my sides as you thrust yourself into me; harder, better, faster, stronger. My sweat drips onto of you. Tingling sensations strike your nerves inside your cock. Your need to ejaculate approaches sooner and sooner. You cannot hold it in longer. A lengthy expel of ecstasy you release upon the world. Your seed feeling up my anus, oozing slowly outwards as gravity takes control. I prod my anus with my fingers. Scooping up some of your semen. Two quick dips into the honey. Mixing the two liquids. Wrapping my lips around my fingers. Taking in the combination of pure bliss.[/spoiler] [spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe few remaining natural areas are suffering high species loss, primarily due to poaching...
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1 ReplyDespite the rank odor, it failed to conceal the stench of putrefaction emanating from inside the ship's hold. Warhammer 40k [u]Rebirth[/u] Book one of the circle of fire
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4 Replies"We finished almost at the same time, just as the sky began to lighten in the east. [i]world war Z[/i]
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3 Replies"Aaaah" Ashley screamed as the whip hit her on the back.
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1 ReplyJane says, "Look, are people going to make fun of it?"
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 2/25/2015 2:49:07 AM"After all that work and getting blown up, I'm exhausted." Title: The Martian Author: Andy Weir [spoiler]I wish I was joking.[/spoiler]
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"Damn,Bob That is good. That is [i]really[/i] good. You ought to be on Oprah. I'm not kidding"
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4 Replies"Extremely hard and much stronger than the original soft material."
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"Many brave Greek warriors die in battle, including Achilles' best friend Patroclus, slain by the Trojan Hector"- sources of western tradition one. My Western Civ I textbook....
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4 Replies"If a creeper is suddenly next to you, run away" - Minecraft Hacks, Page 45. Why do I have to be in my brothers room?
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"A guardian who protects the Ancient Cistern."-Hyrule Hystoria. I have no clue if this is good or bad.
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2 Replies[quote]If only I had been able to meet her, if just once. -Elantris[/quote] 4ever al0ne
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Edited by WileEWolf: 2/25/2015 3:34:31 AM'When the old man, helped by Bilbo and some dwarves, had finished unloading, Bilbo gave a few pennies away; but not a single squib or cracker was forthcoming, to the disappointment of the onlookers." (LOTR, Fellowship of the Ring) ROFL! What in the fk am I into? NOTE: A textbook was closest and it didn't work, so I grabbed the first novel I could see.
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"Pew" he cried
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Sex is evil and disgusting and should be our lawef-a really dumb badgers guide to man kind
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"He was part of a ring of five or six friends that had been torturing, killing, r@ping and disposing of women in the aforementioned manner for several decades."
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Edited by Dolphinizer: 2/24/2015 5:56:06 PMThe electricity had gone off before James room had warmed up. Not bad From: The Fall by Robert Muchamore
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Carefully, she set the bright gear upright on the stone edge of the pool, the gap from its broken teeth faced upward at an angle. Sure.
