[url=http://www.gamespot.com/articles/bungie-must-return-shares-to-legendary-halo-compos/1100-6421824/]rekt[/url]
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Episode VI: The Return of Marty
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Edited by Jocephalopod: 8/21/2014 3:03:38 PMMarty the Arbitrator [spoiler]that sounds so -blam!-ing badass [/spoiler]
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Bungie uses contract termination on Marty Marty takes 400k damage It's super effective Marty becomes enraged Marty uses lawsuit on Bungie Bungie has become confused In its confusion, Bungie hurts itself for 95k damage Bungie uses legal defense It failed! Marty uses aggressive negotiations on Bungie Bungie takes 600k damage It's super effective! Marty life drains 500k hp Bungie faints Marty is victorious! Marty receives 384,375exp
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I wish he would just wash his hands of bungie, sell his shares and move on. What does he gain from sticking around and going to board meeting? Showing he's an immature prick? No I really hope he doesn't go that route. Who will want to work with him after that? He should celebrate his win, cash out and leave this behind him.
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Edited by Mr Admirals7044: 8/21/2014 3:14:59 PMMarty keeps on wrecking.
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[i]And Marty continues his glorious crusade. . . [/i]
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Muahahaha! They must regret firing him now.
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Episode V The Marty Strikes Back
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Get fucked board.
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Edited by addiecorps: 8/21/2014 2:51:10 PM*achievement pop* Be like Marty- In Firefight, finish a full round without killing a single enemy[spoiler]Yay[/spoiler]
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Yup f uck Bungie, Marty says. Happy for him to get his s hit back.
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Marty vs bungie. FIGHT! *fight lasts 30 seconds* KO! Marty wins.
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Lol what a failure of a company.
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hm...
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Fu[i]c[/i]k yes, Marty. Stick it to the man. I love this. He's gunna be a board meetings and shit, just goofing off. He doesn't give a fu[i]c[/i]k, they fired him! I imagine he'll act like Bruce Wayne does at those meetings. At least, that's what I'd do.
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Edited by AcedannyK: 8/21/2014 1:31:56 PM[quote]rules an arbitrator[/quote]Arbiter confirmed for Halo 5. OT: AYY LMAO inb4 Bungie censors this
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Marty is to pro for Bungie.
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Marty's New Groove: How Marty Got His Shares Back
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Get shrekt Bungie.
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Lol isn't this all because some boss didn't want to give him a little extra time off? Bet that choice is really biting them in the ass now.
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Bungei r going 2 go bankrput
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Marty is love, Marty is life.
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"billion dollar series" Kek
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#shrekt
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Awesome.