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7/3/2014 9:31:03 PM
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This guy slaps your GF's ass
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These threads lol.
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If I had a girlfriend, I would never subject her to something as cruel as making her go to Gamestop with me. Also why do we have so many 'imaginary girlfriends getting their asses slapped by betas' threads?
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If he reached her butt, he'd fall over
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1 ReplyRepeatedly punch him in his tiny hands so it hurts when he tries to pick up food.
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Wonder how he could see my imaginary Girlfriend. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Challenge him to a Guardian BRs 1v1
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Feed him a snickers and watch him choke on it
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1 ReplyWatch him get sliced into bits
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Why is a vending machine trying to slap my girlfriend's ass?
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Let her kill him. I record it.
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1 ReplyI run away to the nearest payphone then I call his cell. How did I get his number? You don't want to know. I call his number and say: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will cook you the healthiest meal you've ever eaten in your life.
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Laugh at him
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Kill him in the middle of the store
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1 ReplyCall the zoo.
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1 ReplyWatch him pass out from heart failure
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Gamestop? Pfft.
