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Edited by White Tyga 2:
6/20/2014 2:36:18 AM
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Tell me a funny joke
[spoiler]it better be funny[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tht1ChiknFromKFC: 6/21/2014 8:33:22 PMWhy did the kid drop his ice cream? [spoiler]He was hit by a truck[/spoiler]
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Where do animals go when their tail falls off? [spoiler]The retail store[/spoiler]
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What comes once in a minute twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? [spoiler]The letter M[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tht1ChiknFromKFC: 6/21/2014 8:32:42 PMSo a magician was driving down the street [spoiler]then he turned into a driveway[/spoiler]
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? [spoiler] He felt crummy[/spoiler]
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Edited by Tht1ChiknFromKFC: 6/21/2014 8:27:30 PMHow many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? [spoiler]A Brazilian[/spoiler]
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Why can't people in the hood listen to country music? Because whenever they hear hodown they thing one of their sisters were shot
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1 ReplyWhy don't black people sleep? [spoiler]The last one to have a dream got shot.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Erkyo: 6/20/2014 6:42:57 AMIf I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? [spoiler]2 ft. of my cock in your ass.[/spoiler] If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, [spoiler]can a hooker get layed off?[/spoiler] What's the difference between a drug dealer and a whore? [spoiler]A whore can wash her crack and re sale it.[/spoiler] What do you call a gay midget? [spoiler]Sweet 'N Low[/spoiler] What do you call a gay dinosaur? [spoiler]Mega-Sore-Ass[/spoiler]
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Why is a black man like a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
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1 ReplyHodor XD
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Edited by Jalis III: 6/20/2014 3:24:39 PM[url=http://imgur.com/oAOjPxM.gif]No[/url]
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Women's rights.
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Your mom and dad love each other
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2 RepliesWhy can't you tell an aborted fetus a joke? [spoiler]Because it wasn't born yesterday.[/spoiler]
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Democracy
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So three couples decide to go on a cruise. Well a storm came and sunk their ship and they all died. They then waited in line at the Pearly Gates to be judged. The first couple steps up and The Lord says "You love money so much you married a woman named Penny, you're going to hell." The second couple steps up and The Lord says "You love food so much you married a woman named Candy, you're going to hell." When it was the third couples turn the husband looks at his spouse and says "DIck I think we're in trouble."
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9 Repliesyour sex life [spoiler]ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/spoiler]
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My life
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So 2 guys get lost in the woods and one sets up camp while the other looks for help. When one finds a marshal he takes him to their camp and the one guy has everything set up they need and the marshal says man that smells good what is that and the other guy tells him its a falcon and the marshal says you have some good survival skills but I am going to have to fine you for eating a falcon but just out of curiosity what did it taste like and the guy eating it said a little bit like bald eagle.
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[i]Airline food[/i]
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5 RepliesYour mom
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3 RepliesTwo peanuts are walking down the street... [spoiler]one is assaulted.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesA turtle on its back makes me laugh.
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4 RepliesI know the voices in my head aren't real...[spoiler]But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome![/spoiler]
