Today, June 4th, is the day of my birth. Now, I am old enough to enlist, and go to prison in my home state.
Edit: I live in Tejas, so I'm 17.
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It's a very merry unbirthday for you
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Happy birthday m8.
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3 RepliesDo you guys know what time it is? That's right, it's time for Napalm to receive his Halo-themed orgy! I'll get my Master Chief costume...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER-blam!-ER!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Happy Birthday! :D *Blows party whistle* *Sips Maple Syrup*
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Turn up. Happy birthday!
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Edited by ScorchedEarth22: 6/5/2014 5:15:07 AMHappy birthday, Napalm (Throws small pile of confetti over head, walks away)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! *lights cake on fire* •<|:3
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1 ReplyHappeh Birthday :D
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Happy Hanukkah
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Texas, badass man. I am a Texan as well and a damn proud one. Anyway, happy birthday, a whiskey shot for you, bud. Cheers.
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Hippy barthday.
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2 RepliesYou are now one year closer to death. Isn't it weird how every year you unknowingly pass the day you die? Happy Birthday and whenever the day you die, Happy Deathday.
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[i]Lisa it's your Birthday! Happy Birthday[/i], LISA!
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Congrats my fellow Gemini.
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2 RepliesBirthday sex? [spoiler]with me?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesHappy birthday.
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1 Replyhappy birthday batman
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>isn't legal in some places
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1 ReplySooo.... what you're saying is, that you're legal?... [spoiler]HaPpY bIrThDaY![/spoiler]
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clap clap clap
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Eff u [spoiler]happy bday[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMay it be one of many.