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5/15/2014 7:50:22 AM
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My Very First Sleepover

>be in 3rd grade >go over to friends house for sleepover >other friend is there too >3 amigos >be watching spy kids in the living room >we want popcorn >go to friends parents room to ask for popcorn >hear extremely loud slapping sound and moaning noise inside >put my ear against the door >friends mom getting it hard >go tell friends >we all huddled around the door listening >so much more interesting than spy kids >finally we all have to leave in fear of our laughter being heard >few minutes later friends step dad comes out and leaves for work >friends mom wasnt seen till next morning >never got popcorn Told my mom about it three or four years later. To this day I dont understand how you can have such loud sex in the middle of your kids sleep over. Some parents man.

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  • Edited by A LITTLE COWPIE: 5/15/2014 11:38:24 PM
    >AT FRIENDS HOUSE FOR SLEEP OVER >HE GOES TO SLEEP BUT I DONT >IN ROOM THAT SHARES WALL WITH HIS PARENTS BEDROOM >HEAR ODD NOISES >INVESTIGATE >NOISE COMING FROM HIS PARENTS BEDROOM OH THATS NASTY...(HIS PARENTS ARE OLD)

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