Ok, so I was sitting next to my stuck up classmates earlier in class. Then I had this epiphany; what if black holes existed on earth. Quickly throwing my hand in the air, I asked my professor this. You should have seen the look on everyone's faces. Everyone just stopped and stared at me. They had never heard such genius before and the professor couldn't even answer the question, he just paused for a second and continued with the lecture. I'm a genius.