Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates
He's Gump
He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's Gump
Is he inbred?
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's Gump
What's with that hair?
Woooooooooow!!!
Run, run
Run, run now, Forrest
Run, run
Run like the wind now
Run, run
Run, run now, Forrest
Run, stop!
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs, he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's Gump
But he's alright
Wow!
Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain-dead?
I think so
Yeah!
Woo!
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that
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