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8/27/2013 5:36:54 PM
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flood i'm lonely and conflicted
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31 RepliesNormally I would be the typical Flood user and say something stupid like "All you need is your hand". But since I've been so lonely that I can't jack off without getting angry I'm just gonna vote for the serious option.
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1 ReplyMeh. Go out there, see who you can find. Who knows? Maybe you'll get lucky and find that special someone.
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1 ReplyYour left hand will never leave you for another guy [spoiler]unless you swing that way[/spoiler]
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You'll fit in just fine here then.
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8 RepliesTrain yourself to masturbate with your [i]mind[/i]
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Edited by asshole : 8/27/2013 8:18:51 PMHit up the good people over at [url=http://www.xbox.com/en-US/]xbox.com[/url]
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2 RepliesGood. OT: Train yourself to masturbate with your left hand. Then way when you're wanking you can switch hands so that you can do it more frequently considering that you'll never get a girlfriend because you're a loner.
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Listen to my homie.
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just sell your loneliness
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So is everyone else here.
