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8/11/2013 1:24:48 AM
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I am an Excellent Father and Somehow not a Husband
I could write an entire essay on this subject, but I'll list a few examples.
-I destroyed entire cities to get my son places.
-I adopted Gamera.
-I destroyed the person who killed my son.
-I nearly destroyed Earth after my son died.
-I brought my son back to life by giving my life force to him.
-I am now my son.
-Ms. Queen Godzilla somehow doesn't exist.
-I am now Gamera's brother.
-I'm Godzilla.
Even Mothra is a worse parent than I am. I know that I'm an antihero, but you cannot say that I'm not a good father. You just can't.
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You once had a relationship, With a SMOKIN HOT GODZILLASAURUS BABE! But that would be another story to tell, lol. IMO, the transformation that you've went through might've swelled that memory from your brain to a pulp where you can't remember, but I think that it's best to leave it as it is.
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1 ReplyAt least you have a son. Meanwhile, the 195-year-old virgin has two half-wit nephews next in line for the throne.
