So, by some unknown means you are offered the choice between one Pokemon (anyone you want, but you can't use it to dominate the world or any of that) or a girl so perfect that all other girls might as well not exist and you'll only want to zum a zum zum in her boom boom.
Which would you choose? If you choose Pokemon, which one would it be? If it's the girl, describe her.
Discuss.
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Edited by Apollo: 2/25/2015 3:09:45 AMId get Dialga and go back in time to get the girl I win and have both [spoiler]loop hole ftw You cant make a rule about it that affects me because i already did it[/spoiler]
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I'd finally have my own Lilligant and I could rule the...oh wait I can't do that in this thread can I? Well I would want a Lilligant because well, it's pretty, has a great moveset, and I just love them so much.
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All replies are names of Pokemon. [spoiler]flood I am so proud. :')[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDialga for me he's my first legendary
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MewTwo
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Lugia. Or Latios. I could get a girl with my Pokemon duhhhhh
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1 ReplyGardivoir is my soulmate + favorite Pokemon. I just lost the game.
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Edited by Molag Baller: 2/25/2015 2:53:12 AMditto. i win. no discussion.
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I shall have a totodile. He was my first.
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male pikachu
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Bump keep it alive !!!!
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Pokemon I would have a Charizard here's why Fly around breathes fire perfect for marshmallows Can set hookers on fire Get a the girls
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Pokemon! Probably a lucario or rayquaza...can't decide
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Pokemon, without hesitation, lol Dragonite :)
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Alakazam. Then we can go around town blowing people away with our wicked jedi mind tricks
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Edited by Agent Space Wolf: 11/4/2014 2:12:54 PMInb4Gardeviorisboth [spoiler]I agree with Swagu, arcanine ftw[/spoiler]
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MMmmmmm that male Zekrom here I cum! ;3
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Blaziken. Enough said.
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Whut gud is mewtwo if u cant make it kill everyone? Besides I am feeling teh need fo sexytime rite aboot naow so....
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Dude, if I could walk around with a little Mew, I'd get all the bitches. Way better then a puppy. But I'd probably get a Arcanine and go double or nothing against Michael Vick.
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Edited by TheGurtLocker: 11/4/2014 7:51:48 AMWhich fictional creature do you want? One with superpowers? Or boobs? And don't say Jynx
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We all know Engrapadora would just choose a Rapidash
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Gets arceus Arceus pimps me out Gets mad game
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1 ReplySince it wouldn't be THAT difficult to find a pretty girl that is funny, watches anime, plays video games, listens to musicians from The Script and Coldplay, to Kanye West and a few others, I'm choosing a legendary fûcking Pokemon to fly around and get all of da bîtches.
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Both pretty dope, but If I can't use it to dominate it's basically a REALLY AWESOME dog. That can fly. Gyarados of I choose pokemon. However, girl. I CHOOSE YOU GIRL!!!!!!
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Already got the girl