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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Oh I know what the ladies like... [i]Ladies Like Ball Plating[/i]
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[i]Your god is BALLS and he's never coming back.[/i]
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In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again into the lands of men, their leaders became known as the Fallen Balls, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west. In fifteen years, the Fallen Balls reduced the civilized nations to carrion and ash, until the free city of Madrigal alone defied them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the Fallen Balls. Heroes were born in the wars that followed, and their names and deeds will never be forgotten- Myth: TFB
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Edited by Circadian Wolf: 4/18/2013 11:19:25 AM"We are the arm of the prophets arbiter, and you are the balls." "Halo doesn't kill flood, it kills their balls." "I've got a knife in my boot, be ready to distract him when I say balls." "Even these balls recognise what you are oblivious to human." "The time of our return is coming, our balls will darken the skies of every world." "These balls are not a natural formation."
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Edited by A Metroid: 4/19/2013 4:51:04 PM“You must construct additional balls.”-Starcraft
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"Why, that's the second biggest monkey balls I've ever seen!"
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[i]The council will have their balls. [/i]
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“Thank you Mario! But our balls are in another castle!”
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3 Replies[i]And with the sweat of your balls, Rapture can be your city as well."[/i]
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"But Ryan's got the balls. And that makes him guvnor. -Bioshock
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1 ReplyEdited by A Metroid: 4/19/2013 4:40:19 PM"Don't these things always end with the princess kissing the balls?"-Chrono Trigger
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[i]"What is a man? A miserable little pile of balls."[/i]
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'We've got balls in the courtyard!'
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[i]"It's time to kick ass and chew balls, and damn, I'm all outta balls!"[/i]
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You model Threes sure get issued a nice set of balls.
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Edited by Steel Assassin: 4/19/2013 9:41:10 PM[i]"Ow! You hurt my balls! ...Wait, I have balls? I'm a real boy!"[/i] - Guilty Spark, Halo 3 (IWHBYD, replaced the word "feelings")
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1 ReplyEdited by Arbiter 739: 4/18/2013 10:16:41 AMSpaceballs. It also just occurred to me that using this you could have [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otSlojg-5rc]STEEL BALLS[/url].
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Edited by Steel Assassin: 4/18/2013 10:56:03 AM"Get. Off. My. Balls!" -Halo Reach, Jorge ("Get. Off. My planet!") "You Model III's sure get issued a nice set of balls." -Jorge "He says something in the fields...killed his balls." - Jorge again.
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Edited by enigmatic dog: 4/19/2013 9:30:38 AM"I AM THE EMPERORS BALLS MADE MANIFEST!!!" The Chaplain from the original Dawn Of War
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"On the balls of our fathers, on the balls of our sons..."
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[i]And God said, “Let there be [b]balls[/b],” and there were [b]balls[/b]. God saw that the [b]balls [/b]were good, and he separated the [b]balls [/b]from the darkness. God called the [b]balls [/b]“day,” and the darkness he called “night.” [/i] [i]For God, who said, "Let [b]balls [/b]shine out of darkness," made his [b]balls [/b]shine in our hearts to give us the [b]balls [/b]of the knowledge of God's glory displayed in the face of Christ.[/i] No game quotes, but still funny.
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Human, you've changed nothing, your balls have the attention of those infinitely your greater
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Edited by Steel Assassin: 4/19/2013 8:57:32 AM"Official Destiny Vidoc: Balls Out of Darkness" (ok, it's a title, not an actual quote) [i]"The stories tell of a golden age, long ago, when our balls spanned the system. It was a bright and hopeful time."[/i] -Destiny
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"Balls? Baaallls?! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred balls, Demon. It shall not harm another."
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[quote]Never make a girl a promise, if you know you can't keep balls[/quote]
