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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"I am your shield. I am your balls."- Cortana, Halo 3
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"Wake me, when you need balls." -Halo
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Here's another from Borderlans 2: Bandit, if you keep this up, I'm heading down there to blow your [u]balls[/u] out myself. You hear me?!
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2 RepliesEdited by Steel Assassin: 4/20/2013 7:05:11 AM[i]"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Balls for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Balls for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like balls, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no balls for you yet. Well, maybe a little."[/i] -Sheogorath [i]"I'm so happy I could just tear out your balls and strangle you with them![/i]" - Sheogorath
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WE GOT BALLS IN THE COURTYARD!
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Have you seen my balls? (Skyrim quote originally - Have you seen my Sweetroll?
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"You had something they didn't. Something no one saw but me. Can you guess? ... Balls."
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2 RepliesBalls DROPPED! - Halo CTF Announcer
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3 RepliesALL YOUR BALLS ARE BELONG TO US.
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Waaake up Mr Freeman...wake up and smell the balls
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Just Balls 2 Mirror's Balls The Elder Balls Harry Potter and the Balls of fire Lara Croft: Balls Raider
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Im here to kick balls and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum
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2 RepliesEdited by Big Boss : 4/18/2013 7:08:46 PMFive years ago, I lost 3000 balls in the blink of an eye. And the world just fu**in watched.
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3 RepliesEdited by DragonzZilla: 5/11/2013 3:59:37 AMI'm not sure if I've shared this yet but what the heck. Let's do this. [b]Armstrong:[/b] "Balls, son. They harden in response to sexual arousal. You can't rustle them, Jack!" [b]Monsoon:[/b] "Feasting on the balls of your enemies? Exquisite." [b]Sam:[/b] "I'm not talking about money, Jack. I'm talking about balls."
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Balls HD I canna do it, Captain! I just don't have the balls!
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Edited by High Charity: 4/26/2013 1:11:18 AMTwo more from Borderlands: Feel that? The sound of those earthquakes marks my [i]balls[/i] getting closer and closer to the vault. That's the sound of progress, baby. See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with his [i]balls[/i]. His fricking [i]balls[/i]. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch.
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[i]The Elder Balls V: Skyrim[/i]
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[i]My balls are still armed. I can make it look like an accident.[/i]
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[i]Halo, it's balls.[/i]
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Balls Effect
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Halo 3: BALLS
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1 ReplyEdited by High Charity: 4/25/2013 1:38:28 AMAttention, people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here, offering a million bucks to whomever brings me the [u]balls[/u] of the Vault Hunter who just arrived in Liar’s Berg.
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1 Reply"Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we will rip their balls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?"
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1 Reply"Thanks for the balls. He never gets me anything." "Oh I know what the ladies like."
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1 Reply"Balls..... Balls never changes...."
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1 Reply"No, Arbiter! The Great Journey has begun, and the Brutes, not the Elites, shall be the Prophet's balls!" - Halo 2 "They used to eat balls..." - Mass Effect 3 "I'm Commander Shepard and these are my favorite balls on the Citadel." - Mass Effect 2 "Because balls, balls never change." - Fallout 3 "NIKO! MY BALLS!" - Every conversation with Roman in GTA IV
