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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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5 RepliesEdited by CND AAA Beef: 1/22/2014 6:38:31 PMScorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps. Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's balls... Makes me feel alive. Scorch: Okay, now 07's giving me the creeps. Sev: Hold on to your balls, boss, while I rip out theirs. Sev: Damn, I don't believe it! Scorch: What's wrong, Sev? Sev: I've lost count of my balls! Scorch: Rule #34, never say no to balls.
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I love the smell of balls in the morning
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"You require more balls."
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"Get ready to joy puke your balls off!" -Borderlands 2
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'You model 3s sure get yourself a nice set of balls.' Jorge, Halo Reach
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Edited by H I S C H E R: 12/29/2013 2:10:47 AMHalo "music to my balls commander"- lord hood
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I am heavy weapons guy! And this is my ballsack.
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3 Replies"I'm Commander Shepard, and these are my favourite balls on the Citadel."
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"The balls, I am going to cut it."- Arbiter, Halo 2
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Edited by Bistromathics: 3/26/2014 9:25:39 PMSome inspiration, courtesy Bash.org. [spoiler]<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.[/spoiler]
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"You're the first humans to ever desecrate this palace with your balls." -Gears of War 2
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Edited by Darkbreeze: 3/16/2014 12:34:21 AM"I Was One An Adventurer Like You,Then I Took an Arrow in the Balls". (Tumbleweed rolls by)
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Star Wars: The Old Balls
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"Balls, 50 ball, Balls...didnt do a thing." -Halo 2
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3 Replies"All you greenhorns who wanted to see balls up close, today is gonna be your lucky day!" "But these are my Elites. Their balls matter to me, yours does not." "Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the Sacred Ring, and desecrate it with their filthy balls!"
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"The reapers will show us no balls, we must give them no quarter" Mass Effect 3
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"A Subject will desperate try to create Balls when none exist" -Bioshock Infinite
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"Balls, sir." -Master Chief, Halo 4
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Sev! Take these balls, and destroy those Higs! Killzone3
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2 Replies"I've balls balls of steel." -Duke Nukem
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Edited by Rosemints: 3/8/2014 9:47:10 AM"What vulgar taste, even as trophies these balls are worthless!" Halo 2
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Edited by Swiper: 1/4/2014 6:05:56 PMNot on topic, but I just thought of the Lord of the Rings and how hilarious the movie would be if the One Ring only worked if it is slipped onto the ring-bearer's penis... Like when Frodo is in the Prancing Pony and he slips onto his back, only to have the ring land perfectly onto his appendage? Or in the ending of Return of the King when Gollum bites the ring off of Frodo? ... Balls.
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1 ReplyI am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
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We regret being alien bastards We regret coming to earth And we most certainly regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass balls.
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My name is Desmond Miles and this is (one of) my ball.
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Is it true? Are you dragonballs? Fus
