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Edited by Duardo: 9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."

Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.

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  • "I'm conductor of the BALLS TRAIN!" -Krieg Borderlands 2

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  • "You can't do this! This violates the Geneva Convention!" "Geneva Convention?! What [b]balls[/b] do you think your on?!" - Killzone 3 "I need a balls" - Halo 2

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  • [i]"Out here in the wild, this [/i]is [i]how balls talk"[/i]

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    • Edited by Frank Drebin: 5/22/2014 7:59:41 PM
      "Sir, to give the covenant back their balls." "I'll let you have the balls to yourself." "You're saying that like balls and humans are two different things." "She told me that once, about being a balls." "We've got balls in the courtyard." EDIT: just read post body. I dun fracked up sorry.

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    • Edited by dimondsaddle: 5/22/2014 7:44:27 PM
      "There's no way I'll let you take Kairi's balls!" Kigdom Hearts- Sora

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    • Edited by Temporal Fire: 5/22/2014 7:05:06 PM
      I know what the balls like -Sgt Johnson

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      • "I think we can put our balls behind us... For science... You monster." [i]-GLaDOS, Portal 2[/i]

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      • Edited by Joe Mama: 5/22/2014 11:19:41 AM
        "Thank you Mario! But Balls Princess is in another castle!"

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      • [quote]In this hour of victory, we taste only balls. I ask, why? We are BallRunners, the balls of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there are balls, the wisdom of our countless balls has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous ball, to which all balls grow, and is the impervious shelter beneath which, it prospers. I stand before you, accused of a sin,of ensuring BallRunner ascendency in this fate where we are forced to... Recede. Ballmanity stands as the greatest threat to the galaxy. Refusal to eradicate them is a Ball's gambit. Do not doubt the reality. The reclamation has begun... ..and we are hopeless to stop it. [/quote]

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      • Standby for TitanBalls

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      • "But most of all, do not underestimate… balls." -Dr Halsey, Halo 4

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      • Why have you come, child of my balls? I offer no forgiveness for father's balls past

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      • Cicero takes care of his Balls. Oiiiils it...pressservess it

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        • Edited by We are Geth: 9/5/2013 9:23:50 PM
          [b]Del Rio:[/b] [i]And with all due respect to you, soldier. I'm not willing to jeopardize my ship because of the hallucinations of an aging Spartan and his malfunctioning BALLS.[/i]

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          • The balls will kill us all - Halo 2

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          • "Guard your balls horseman, or I will tear it out"

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          • "You can't stop me, without forever damming your balls!"

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          • Edited by SonOfTheShire: 9/21/2013 11:06:02 PM
            Has anyone done Sovereign yet? "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my balls, fumbling in ignorance."

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            • "She weighs 150 kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom balls at 10000 rounds per minute." ~Heavy TF2

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            • The walking dead ep1 season 2 'Balls.Not.Bitten.

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            • " These are some nice balls. I really like your balls. These are some nice -blam!-ing balls." -Vaas, Far Cry 3

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            • Edited by Kilo: 4/7/2014 6:47:11 PM
              "Standby for Titan Balls"

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            • Balls corrupts. Absolute Balls... is a whole lot of fun. the overlord

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            • "Man, look at all these books... Wish I had more room in my balls" -Ellie, TLOU

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            • Edited by CND AAA Beef: 1/22/2014 6:38:31 PM
              Scorch: Man, this place gives me the creeps. Sev: Ah, Scorch... Nothing better than a jungle hunt. Hiding in the bush, putting a plasma bolt through a hostile's balls... Makes me feel alive. Scorch: Okay, now 07's giving me the creeps. Sev: Hold on to your balls, boss, while I rip out theirs. Sev: Damn, I don't believe it! Scorch: What's wrong, Sev? Sev: I've lost count of my balls! Scorch: Rule #34, never say no to balls.

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