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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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Wake up Mr. Freeman, wake up and smell the... BALLS!
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1 ReplyIt's dangerous to go alone take balls
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1 ReplyGhost from the alpha build approaching the hive wizard. "If you see balls floating around, you have to kill it!"
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"They must love the smell of BALLS." -Sgt. Johnson, Halo 3
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1 Reply"IT'S A ME, BALLS! -Mario
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Atlas " Would you kindly go to Andrew Ryan's office and balls that son of a bitch."
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"For balls such as this, no punishment is too great."
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"Wake me. . . When you balls."
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"I lost all my balls because of her!" "And I lost over 70,000 balls including the President's because of Simons." [spoiler]Resident Evil 6 - Chris vs Leon[/spoiler]
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You should upgrade to a class 12 balls skin- spark, Halo CE
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1 ReplyEdited by Jet Tea: 7/31/2014 8:29:11 PM"I?...I am a monument to all your balls" "There is still time to stop the balls from turning, but first they must be found." -Gravemind
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2 RepliesEdited by Joe Mama: 5/22/2014 11:10:57 AM"I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the balls."
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1 ReplySheogorath: "Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it balls? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been balls. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears." "Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with balls. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. balls don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears." "TA! Come visit again! OR I'LL PLUCK OUT YOUR BALLS!! HAHAHHAAA!" "Hold your Balls! Or ill do it for you...." "balls for everyone!!" "I remember about something he said about balls." "Do you mind I am trying to do the balls, it's a very delicate state of mind" TES IV Oblivion
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1 ReplyWhen life gives you balls make life take the balls back say what am I supposed to do with these!? I don't want any blam balls!
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Master Guns: "Optics - totally fried. And let's not even talk about the Balls. You know how expensive this gear is, son?" Master Chief: "Tell that to the Covenant" -Halo 2
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1 Reply"Puzzling. You brought such ineffective balls to combat the Flood, despite the containment protocols." 343 guilty spark
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"The balls stagger the line, the outnumber us 3 to 1."
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1 Reply[i]"Wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the balls."[/i]
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"A shepherd must tend to his balls, especially when they have grown…unruly." [i]-Father Grigori, Half-Life 2[/i]
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4 RepliesCan I use a movie quote, "Now watch as I destroy your friends with this fully operational Deathballs"
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Sergeant Johnson, "I regret being an alien ball."
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2 RepliesThat's disgusting
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Edited by ogreXshrekXogre: 7/6/2014 5:10:31 AMToday [i]balls[/i], you get f*cked. Chronicles of Riddick: Escape Butcher Bay Instead of " today johns, you get f*cked.
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I'll man the [i]balls[/i]. Halo: Reach
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[quote]Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3 I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference. Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i] Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.[/quote] Here use my balls the enemy is approaching.
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"I'm conductor of the BALLS TRAIN!" -Krieg Borderlands 2
