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Edited by Duardo:
9/14/2014 3:33:05 PM
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Replace one word in a game quote with the word "balls."
Ex: [i]"We will beat the Prophet's balls like a drum!"[/i] - Halo 3
I'm bored and need a distraction, so I'm bringing back a classic thread. Note that I said classic, not classy. The original topic only concerned Halo quotes, but feel free to use any game quote. Halopedia and the halo wiki have plenty of quotes for reference.
Another from Halo 3: [i]"His armor is locked up. His balls could've taken most of the impact."[/i]
Edit: It might be a good idea to submit your lines one quote per post. That way we can bump up the most popular of the bunch, and not just posts fulls of quotes. Your choice though.
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"Sweet Christmases, a talking ball!" - Bartz
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Edited by Ziegman241: 9/21/2014 12:49:08 AMThis is the last safe balls on earth. -Destiny (the ghost)
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Shoot me in the balls
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This thread has entertained me and has helped me take my mind off of things
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Pokemon version: "Your balls have been restored to full health! We hope to see you again!"
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Dunno if this has been said yet "You had something they didn't, something no one saw but me. Can you guess? Balls." - Cortana Still works!
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From Density: Ghost: "Balls haven't been on the moon for hundreds of years."
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"Do you know the definition of balls?" FarCry3 -Vaas
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1 ReplyEdited by Pureey: 9/8/2014 5:17:49 AM[b]"Yeah, when Dust starts swinging those balls, you don't want to be anywhere near him. Have you seen the screen? He just goes vwooshzheeooshzoozoosh!"[/b] [i]- Fidget, Dust: An Elysian Tail[/i]
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[i]Balls Runs Deep"[/i] -Gears of War 2
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"Balls will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global saturation." - Albert Wesker, RE5.
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There are no balls on the battlefield MGS
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"The night is dark and full of balls"-- game of thrones I know its supposed to be games but this was too good to pass up.
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We have balls in the courtyard! - Halo 3: ODST
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"Balls for skills, agent. Balls for skills."
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1 Reply"In this our of victory, we taste only balls. I ask why. We are Forerunners, balls of all that exists. The balls of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the balls of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun towards which all balls blossom. And the impervious balls beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you. Accused of the sin of ensuring Forerunner balls. Of attempting to save us from this fate where balls are forced to… recede… Humanity stands as the greatest balls in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's balls. We squander eons in the darkness, while they seize our balls for their own. The Balls of Responsibility, for all things, belongs to Forerunners alone! Think of my balls as you will. But do not doubt the balls. The balls... have already begun."
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4 Replies[i]"I remember how this war started. What your balls did to mine. I can't forgive you. But... you have my thanks."[/i] -Lord Hood, [i]Halo 3[/i]
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1 ReplyGarrus; can we talk later? If you can believe it, these balls still need calibrating.
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There are things about balls even the hierarchs don't understand -- Arbiter, Halo 2.
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1 ReplyEdited by Lucy: 9/14/2014 3:07:52 PM"So fades the great harvest of my balls. Even these balls recognise you, human. Your balls have blinded you, as ever. The Librarian left little to chance, didn't she? Turning my own balls, my own world, against me. But what hubris to believe she could protect her balls from me forever. If you haven't mastered even these balls, then Man has not attained the Balls. Their balls may yet be prevented. Time was your balls, human. But now it has abandoned you. The Balls have returned. This tomb, is now balls." - Didact, Halo 4. I'll have you know that I recited this.
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"I am an Assassin. Like my balls before me."
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2 RepliesI violated the Code of Conduct and was met with balls.
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1 ReplyI LIKE TO SHOUT AT BALLS WITH MY SHIRT OFF
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4 RepliesEdited by ShadowKnightMDH: 9/17/2014 3:02:58 PM"I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the balls" - every guard ever from skyrim
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Never fear, Gordon, she's de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your balls. Fruitlessly!
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"That's not true! The balls may be weak and sometimes it may even give in. But I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out!" - Kingdom Hearts
