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Edited by Comrade Napoleon:
4/17/2013 2:13:24 AM
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Adult question that I need an adult answer for (18+)
18 years and up, boys.
[spoiler]I just fingered a girl, and my hand smells like a cross between spicy taco meat and smelly armpits. Which, as you can imagine, isn't that pleasant of a smell.
Is this what all vaginas smell like, or should I, in today's vernacular, get the -blam!- out?[/spoiler]
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Whoever necro'd this should be shot.
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Try some Forplay in the shower next time. Give her a good cleaning before you get at it.
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You should [i]probably[/i] go see a doctor.
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[quote]Whoever necro'd this should be shot.[/quote]
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What's up with all the necro bumps lately?
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Edited by Grenades hurt: 6/20/2013 2:56:49 AMIt has a lot to do about the ph balance. If she eats things that are naturally sweet, ex: pineapple she will be sweeter smelling and tasting *wink wink*
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It depends, human hormones can create a big variety of aromas and scents. Everyone has their own aroma. There are other options though, she can be very unhygienic, she's going through some type, of hormonal stress, or she just came back from a few mile jog. I know this and I'm only 13. This is still the weirdest question I've ever answered though
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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Congrats, you got AIDS
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Well.......... yeah. They don't say they're fishy for nothing!
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Go ahead and rub your crotch right now and see if it smells pleasant.
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5 RepliesI'm 12 years old and what is this?
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1 ReplyFirst time I fingered a girl, I didn't wash that hand for like 3 days so I could smell the sweet aroma when I wanted too... Is that odd?
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The general rule is mango, if it smells fragrancy, dont touch it, it means there is something wrong, and she wants to hide that.
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4 RepliesEdited by BritLemon: 4/17/2013 2:53:33 AMI'm 17 and I entered. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
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Edited by Jump Into Hell: 4/17/2013 12:48:57 PMSorry but your lady friend is prego
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Totally normal, just wash your hands.
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1 ReplyJust clean your hands properly and assure that she cleans that area too. You know, we use sexual organs to do our bathroom breaks.
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Reminds me... Watch 1st minute. [spoiler]Ew, ew, ew. OH god it smells like piss and nachos. It's in my mouth! [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShe probably is a taco and you just don't know it.
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Probably fairly normal. Most girls if they know they are going to be doing things beforehand take the opportunity to wash up and clean. If it was spur of the moment and she had taken a shower that morning, sometimes you'll get a bit of odor in the netherparts. Same way a girl might be a little disgusted if she gives you a BJ after you go jogging five miles and get a sweaty ballsack.
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Vagina smells like taco meat...taco....meat Vagina VAGINA
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1 ReplyEdited by Citizen: 4/17/2013 2:23:49 AMTo put it bluntly, the girl you were with doesn't sound very clean. She may be a bit unhygienic, or maybe she hasn't showered all day. The first girl I was ever with had a bad smell to her. That was the last time I did anything with her. Every girl after that was just fine. Sometimes you just get a bad apple. tl;dr tell that bitch to wash her shit. Or next time, bring your fingers close to her face after you're done. If she goes "eww" or says something, just be like "that's all you baby."
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That's a dirty vag. A normal clean vagina doesn't smell like much, and definitely shouldn't smell like BO and tacos. See, vaginas are naturally somewhat acidic (that's why they taste like batteries) to prevent most bacteria and stuff, but this particular one in question seems to have some kind of infection or very poor hygiene to actually emit an acidic smell. Don't get a yeast infection, they're not fun and it's weird to have to go buy monistat and shit when you're a guy.
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I'd avoid her. There's a lot of different smells. The worst I've had was literally smoked salmon. No reason at all to stick around with that. Find another, if you don't like it now you'll hate it after a while.
