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Edited by JFKES:
1/16/2013 3:40:05 PM
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How to tell your girlfriend she is getting fat?
Serious question here guys.
I don't have a girlfriend at the moment, so this isn't directly linked with my experience and I would like to make it clear I am not asking for advice. However I was having a chat with some of my friends and this question came up. It is a difficult question and there is no easy way of doing so.
I suggested that you ask her is she thinks it is a good idea if you both start going to the gym together or something along those lines, rather than making it her issue, you make being healthy a goal you set as a couple.
But how would you guys approach it? Have any of you been in this situation before?
Opinions from women would be greatly appreciated.
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23 RepliesEdited by Recon Number 54: 1/16/2013 2:45:49 PMShe ISN'T getting fat. Repeat after me. She. IS. [u]NOT[/u]. Getting. Fat. Even if she asks you with those very words. The answer is a shocked "No baby, what makes you say that? Did someone say that? Who are they? I need to kick their ass!" Seriously. This is a trap that makes a pit full of bofu toxin dipped punji sticks and a live tiger look like a man cave with its own fridge and bathroom. DO NOT fall into this. She is not fat. She is NOT fat. She is NOT FAT. Other women? Sure, but not her.
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You're fat.
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Edited by Otter Space: 3/21/2014 4:32:16 AMAsk her to exercise with you. "Hey, you should go on a run with me!" It's friendly but sends implications.[spoiler]damn sorry, didn't realize this was bumped.[/spoiler]
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Just ease it into the conversation. "Remember how you USED to look lovely?" Should work. ;)
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I told my gf that she could stand to burn some calories. She went out and set a fat kid on fire.[spoiler]yeah, yeah. Old joke, but I found it amusing[/spoiler]
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9 Replies"Honey, you're fat. Sorry I didn't sugarcoat it, but I was afraid you'd eat that too..."
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"You're getting fat."
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4 RepliesSerious answer: Start lifting and become way sexier than her. Threaten to leave her if she doesn't get less ugly and fat. Become alpha
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1 Reply"Hey babe." "What?" "Lose some weight fatass."
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You know hun, my arms just don't reach around you the same.
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1 ReplyEdited by Bucket of Tears: 1/16/2013 7:54:11 PMDoughnut in envelope
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I remember this thread. Friggin NECROBUMP. geez.
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"Damn bitch, you be gettin phat" "I'm concerned about your well being, obesity can lead to serious health problems" "Hey, uh, might wanna lose a few pounds" "I don't mean to be rude, but you seem to have gained a few" "Stop stealing all my donuts ffs"
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1 ReplyAsk her if she's fluent in Huttese.
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3 Repliessmack her with a stick of celery
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1 ReplyI'm sure that chair wasn't broken last week...
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2 Replies"So if this floor was made of glass..."
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1 ReplyYou don't. Just go for a run together a few nights a week
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Hey baby I want to get into running but I dont want to do it alone, will you help me?
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listen to this regularly
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2 RepliesHer: Honey I'm gonna go run some errands. Me: Maybe you should add a mile onto those errands.
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28 RepliesEdited by Rhea: 1/17/2013 9:33:32 AMIf my boyfriend ever calls me fat, I'm dumping him ASAP. Would rather date someone who thinks I'm the perfect weight all the time regardless of how much I eat. Edit: I guess I should also add that by no means am I fat/obese/overweight. Like I've been struggling to gain weight most of my life and now that I'm older I'm finally gaining weight :D, so yeah, I'm really insecure about my weight at times.
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Step one: don't
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Tell her she needs to lose weight
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I don't know
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This isn't possible. Girls do not become fat until after the 'I do's'. Unless of course they were chubby to begin with. Then, if you're smart, you will say NOTHING. If you love her, you will say NOTHING. If you wish to have any sort of pleasant life, you will say NOTHING. (post 'I do's' of course)
