Well, -blam!-. Destiny might actually be back. If Bungie's recent announcements have got you reinstalling Destiny, digging through your vault and wondering what the -blam!- half your armour does now... Hello. We've been expecting you. We're The Moistness Dynasty — a long-running UK-based Destiny clan and gaming community currently looking for new, returning and veteran Guardians to join our particular brand of organised chaos. Some of us have been playing together for years. We've killed gods, cleared raids, farmed Grandmasters, survived content droughts, watched Telesto repeatedly attempt to destroy the game from inside its own code, disappeared to play other games and somehow kept finding our way back. And with Destiny seemingly getting another lease of life, we're building the fireteams back up. So... what are we actually like? We're serious enough to clear endgame content. We're absolutely not serious enough to behave normally while doing it. A raid night might involve teaching someone their first encounter, chasing a flawless run, arguing about DPS... ...and then spending fifteen minutes debating whether you'd rather -blam!- your own pants or put on somebody else's pre-shitted pants. We have kept a wipe counter during flawless attempts. Our clan leader, Tasty, has an unhealthy relationship with Telesto and cannot be trusted when he claims he's equipped Whisper. Someone will inevitably walk in front of his 1K Voices. Guardian Down. Add one to the counter. Carry on. What do we actually play? ⚔️ Raids — experienced clears and teaching runs 🏰 Dungeons 💀 Grandmaster Nightfalls and endgame PvE 🏆 Triumphs, seals and stupid challenges we probably didn't need to attempt 🔫 Buildcrafting, weapons and helping each other unfuck our inventories 🎓 Help for new and returning Guardians 🎮 Plus a wider gaming community covering Helldivers, FFXIV, SCP, World of Warships and whatever else we're collectively obsessed with that week. We've got a fully established Discord with events anyone can create and sign up for, active admins/mods/recruiters and, most importantly, a core group of roughly 20–30 people who actually know each other and play together. Who are we looking for? Honestly? Good people. We don't care whether you've got 500 raid clears or you've never set foot inside one. You don't need perfect DPS. You don't need every meta weapon. You don't need to know every mechanic. You don't even need to understand why Tasty is still using Telesto. Nobody understands that. What matters is that you're friendly, willing to get involved and don't take yourself too seriously. If you're returning after years away and Destiny suddenly looks completely -blam!- alien, that's fine too. Some of us have recently been through exactly the same thing. We'll help you get your builds sorted, get raid-ready and catch up on what you've missed. And if you're an experienced player looking for regular people to raid, farm and generally talk -blam!- with, you'll fit right in. More than an LFG list This is probably the most important bit. The Moistness Dynasty isn't trying to become a server containing hundreds of strangers who never speak to each other. We've already got something much better than that: a group of mates. Our core community has stuck together through good times, bad times, Destiny at its best, Destiny at its absolute -blam!- worst and plenty of real-life stuff in between. We want to grow that. So if Destiny's recent announcements have made you think: "-blam!- it. Maybe it's time to come back." Come back with us. Reply here or drop Tasty a message and we'll get you into the Discord. No raid report interrogation. No job interview. Just don't stand in front of the angry wish-dragon laser. 👑 The Moistness Dynasty Come for Destiny. Stay for the questionable conversations.