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Edited by Cap’n, Kell of Crunch:
8/28/2026 7:12:18 AM
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YOU! Yes you!!!
Shaxx expects you to capture a zone!
Saladin orders you to capture a zone!
Ikora is strategizing ways for you to capture a zone!
Tess is trying to sell you a f*cking zone!
Saint is busy getting into Osiris’ zone!
Zavala is…..well he’s afk, let’s be honest.
Banshee probably wanted you to cap a zone, but forgot what that meant.
Are you bottom fragging?
Capture a zone!
Are you slaying out but losing matches?
Capture a zone!
FOR THE LOVE OF THE TRAVELLER,
CAPTURE
A
F*CKING
ZONE
Rant over.
High fives all around
Go team
EDIT - I swear some of the replies are comedy gold. 😂
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1 ReplyI’m in the zone
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[quote]Shaxx expects you to capture a zone! Saladin orders you to capture a zone! Ikora is strategizing ways for you to capture a zone! Tess is trying to sell you a f*cking zone! Saint is busy getting into Osiris’ zone! Zavala is…..well he’s afk, let’s be honest. Banshee probably wanted you to cap a zone, but forgot what that meant. Are you bottom fragging? Capture a zone! Are you slaying out but losing matches? Capture a zone! FOR THE LOVE OF THE TRAVELLER, CAPTURE A F*CKING ZONE Rant over. High fives all around Go team EDIT - I swear some of the replies are comedy gold. 😂[/quote] What’s a zone?
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Most Destiny players don't know where the Zone is...🤣
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Beautiful😂. I love it. Allow me echo the sentiment, just in case its not loud enough: CAPTURE A F*CKING ZONE!!!
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Wait a minute…is that the circle thingy ? 😉
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Sorry, you're gonna have to be a little more clear than that. What is this zone you speak of?
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Can't tell you how many matches I've lost because people don't understand what "Capture and defend, Guardians!" means.
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What? The end zone? Ozone? I'm confused.
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Ew, gross! Obj? I would never.
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It's all bout that zone bout that zone🎶 no tribute...🎶 Post...
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2 RepliesIt is possible to win without capturing a single zone, but it is not possible to win without getting any kills. Until they make Clash the main, permanent playlist like any sane shooter - I will continue to kill folks, and ignore the zones.
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I'm playing tribute, so I'm not sure why they're telling you that.
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Zones ? Eh ? I usually play ‘shoot the idiot standing next to the flag’. I guess you could call them hotzones or something as the same lone guardian keeps on respawning and running back to them repeatedly no matter how often they get shot. Is that what you mean ? [spoiler]/s 😉[/spoiler]
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Don't forget zone capping speed stops at 3 guardians.
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1 ReplySame thing for “defend a zone”. 😩
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Mmm, so... don't leave my spawn? and get shot by the other team like fish in a barrel and get zone-locked? and then yell at my team in chat for "running into the other team by themself" when they're the only one trying to play objective?
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Perfect. Down to the last minute detail.
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There might be a message here...hmmmm... lol
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2 RepliesStand still laddi!
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Destiny players seem to have an allergic reaction to zones since September 2014...
