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Check out Fifth Amendment
☠️ FIFTH AMENDMENT ☠️
“We plead the fifth… about that wipe.”
Are you tired of joining clans that promise “endgame excellence” but deliver one guy eating crisps into the mic and another disappearing for 6 months after saying “brb”?
Good. So are we.
Welcome to Fifth Amendment — the legally questionable home for Guardians who thrive on:
* Dark humour
* Painfully bad jokes
* Raid wipes caused by “testing something”
* Shouting “WHO STOLE MY REZ TOKEN?” at 2am
* Pretending Gambit doesn’t exist
* Emotional damage from Trials
We’re a clan built on friendship, sarcasm, and the collective inability to jump correctly in platforming sections.
What We Offer
☠️ Raids where success is optional but bullying is guaranteed
☠️ Dungeon runs held together by caffeine and bad decisions
☠️ PvP teammates who will absolutely hype your 0.4 KD
☠️ A safe space to blame “lag” for everything
☠️ People online at ungodly hours making increasingly cursed jokes
☠️ At least one member who says “one more run” before ruining everyone’s sleep schedule
Requirements
* Don’t be a -blam!-
* Have a sense of humour darker than the Hive aesthetic
* Be active-ish (we understand some of you have jobs, children, or parole meetings)
* Able to survive weaponized cringe
* Must accept that every failed mechanic instantly becomes your fault
Our Clan Motto
“Flawless? Never heard of her.”
Bonus Features
✔️ We teach raids
✔️ We carry sometimes
✔️ We also throw sometimes
✔️ Zero elitism
✔️ Maximum stupidity
Whether you’re a veteran Guardian, a New Light, or someone who still doesn’t understand how armor mods work after 3 expansions… you’ll fit right in.
Join Fifth Amendment today.
Because therapy is expensive, but clan chat is free.
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1 ReplyGreat group, superb memes, lots of laughter, and when you need an experienced Destiny hand <chefs kiss>, if you dont take life too seriously, join join join!
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1 Replyfantastic group of people, well worth to join and get involved in some raids
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1 ReplyI wish to join I am a returning player
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1 ReplyI’d be interested in joining.
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1 Reply[quote]☠️ FIFTH AMENDMENT ☠️ “We plead the fifth… about that wipe.” Are you tired of joining clans that promise “endgame excellence” but deliver one guy eating crisps into the mic and another disappearing for 6 months after saying “brb”? Good. So are we. Welcome to Fifth Amendment — the legally questionable home for Guardians who thrive on: * Dark humour * Painfully bad jokes * Raid wipes caused by “testing something” * Shouting “WHO STOLE MY REZ TOKEN?” at 2am * Pretending Gambit doesn’t exist * Emotional damage from Trials We’re a clan built on friendship, sarcasm, and the collective inability to jump correctly in platforming sections. What We Offer ☠️ Raids where success is optional but bullying is guaranteed ☠️ Dungeon runs held together by caffeine and bad decisions ☠️ PvP teammates who will absolutely hype your 0.4 KD ☠️ A safe space to blame “lag” for everything ☠️ People online at ungodly hours making increasingly cursed jokes ☠️ At least one member who says “one more run” before ruining everyone’s sleep schedule Requirements * Don’t be a -blam!- * Have a sense of humour darker than the Hive aesthetic * Be active-ish (we understand some of you have jobs, children, or parole meetings) * Able to survive weaponized cringe * Must accept that every failed mechanic instantly becomes your fault Our Clan Motto “Flawless? Never heard of her.” Bonus Features ✔️ We teach raids ✔️ We carry sometimes ✔️ We also throw sometimes ✔️ Zero elitism ✔️ Maximum stupidity Whether you’re a veteran Guardian, a New Light, or someone who still doesn’t understand how armor mods work after 3 expansions… you’ll fit right in. Join Fifth Amendment today. Because therapy is expensive, but clan chat is free.[/quote] You had me at dark humour, where do I join?
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As long as the servers are running, this clan is playing. Join up!
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I’m handing out only fans discounts to anyone that joins
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Always guaranteed to have a great to time and a good laugh no matter what
